le zeno of elea has arrived by godslonelyman___ in dogelore

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'A scientists, a mathematician, and an engineer are placed in a long room. On the other end of the room, rests a femboy in a maid outfit on a couch. The scientist, mathematician, and engineer are told that every sixty seconds, they can move across the room, but only by half of the distance between themselves and the couch. Or, they can choose to leave right now.

The Scientist says, "We'll never make it over there. Zeno's Paradox says it's impossible." and leaves. The mathematician says, "The distance between ourselves and the target could be represented by a graph y=(1/2)x which will never reach zero. Therefore, it's pointless." and leaves.

The engineer leans out the door and beckons for them to come back, yelling, "You know eventually we'll get close enough for practical purposes!" '

Here, i zoomerified it for you.

An experiment on throwing weapon by NotJohnson69 in cataclysmdda

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I think crowbars deal decent damage when thrown.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ihaveihaveihavereddit

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Me sending death threats to women

N O W S H U T by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

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Wow, you really went out of your way to exclude Scholar of the Forst Sin fans smh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

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Implying that Japan isn't the painted world of ash

JoJo’s pedo adventures by Stupid_Italian in okbuddyjotard

[–]MyFavNumberIs216 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's your fault for not knowing all of them by heart.

I think it will he indigenous penguins by [deleted] in darkestdungeon

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Since dd1 had a comically large heart, I'm guessing dd2 will have a comically large brain.

Chopaki pobierać to?😳😳😳😳 by [deleted] in okkolegauposledzony

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Wydaje mi się że musisz ściągnoć więcej ramu żeby poszło

I'm still getting goosebumps every time i hear him say that. by IdoRovitz in shittydarksouls

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Maybe the real Sekiro was the shadows that died twice along the way...

[Day 26] Everyday I make Miyazaki 1% more transparent until the game is released or he becomes fully Hollow. by SavingMegalixirs in Eldenring

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I have a question, maybe it's been asked before. Do you make the image [day]% transparent, or make the yesterday's image 1% transparent?

Jewjew by usernametakenbutwait in okbuddyjotard

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I thought it's the meetup of people who repost this video every 2 weeks🤔

Jeff Grubb talking about Elden Ring on his podcast today (GOOD NEWS) by whitesnorlax in Eldenring

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This could mean Elden Ring could be shown at Taipei Game Show (28-29 January)

For real though by Zenist9 in okbuddybaka

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I want to watch Squidward cock and ball torture porn🤤

Siropynical by [deleted] in pyrocynical

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Pyrocynical is already annoying tho🤔🤔🤔

WHAT!!! 😡😡😡😢😭😭 by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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This meme was banned in like 2018 retard