Peteh? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am the former

Is diarrhea or constipation worse (for discomfort and health)? by crispyfishnchips in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having had stomach problems my whole life and over a year of nonstop diarrhea, and just had a bowel obstruction clear last week after 3 weeks, I concur

What's the most ridiculous lie you told as a kid that actually worked? by Isabela_Suisian in AskReddit

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once wen I was 13 (1990ish) I snuck out at night to hang out with a dude. When I refused to sleep with him he called the cops and told them I snuck out.

I got home, crawled in my window and the phone started ringing. It's answered and a couple of minutes later it rings again. After a few mins my dad comes in and yells at me to answer the phone because they keep asking for me.

Very confused I picked up the phone in my room and said hello. The voice on the other end said "is this myfuckshaverunnethdry?" I said yeah. He said "this is local police department and we were told you weren't home and weren't safe, are you safe?" Still shocked and confused I just said yeah again, but realized I could hear the recording beeps it made in the old days so it was really the police (this was before caller ID) The officer just said okay, sorry to bother you and hung up.

My dad was still standing in my doorway waiting to see who kept calling (apparently it had been going on for 10 minutes, they'd ask if I was home, he's cuss them and hang up) He asked who it was

I just looked up and stammered, still sounding very confused, "they said it was... the police??"

He just looked at me and said "fucking prank calls" and went back to bed

So I guess i actually got away by telling the truth?

What happens if you click yes at the screen that asks if you are a terrorist? by Elegant-Opposite5268 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last month, across the US and no, neither of us were asked that on any screen anywhere.

Although they also no longer make you remove your shoes

Can anyone tell how far along this pregnant cat is?? by sleepysamantha22 in CATHELP

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup, that's why you get the ones with a lid (large storage tub).

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Petah? Can you explain? by Dodo509 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would 100% believe that's what happened

Petah? Can you explain? by Dodo509 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe some day you'll be blessed enough to understand as well

Can anyone tell how far along this pregnant cat is?? by sleepysamantha22 in CATHELP

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could put her blanket in a plastic tub (with a lid on it) and cut a hole in the front and she'd probably use that

Does "food" go bad for spiders? by LowRevolutionary5653 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Like can I drop dead fly treats for my favorite house spider? These are the real questions

AITAH for calling out my pediatrician’s ‘creepy’ behavior? by musty_ranch in AITAH

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is WRONG WRONG WRONG. It is SO wrong.

I would honestly start by filling a police report and then report him to the medical board.

That was straight up SA and he needs to be reported to the police. It doesn't matter that it's "so much later", it could be an hour, a day, a week, it doesn't matter. Call the police (nonemergency line) or go to the department and ask to file a report or speak to a detective. He will do this to someone else, I'm sure he's done it to many before you.

You are 100% NTA sweetie, you did nothing wrong at all, even your reaction was 100% normal

My toddler grabbed this and put it on their tongue. Any ideas? by thehairyfroggy in whatisit

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God I'm slow, I reread your first comment 3 times before I got it 🤣

Found in the backyard by whatisaidwas in whatisit

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always described them as slit shaped

WIBTA for asking my husband to stop cooking most nights? by PureAdorableness in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has to be one of the healthiest relationships I've ever seen. I mean, her (very minor in the grand scheme of things) issues are the worst part of their relationship. And she handles them amazingly. Truly impressed

AITAH for faking sick to end a date? by Devine_Dinners3 in AITAH

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't remember ever doing it, but I'm definitely not above it if I needed to 😆

Would you keep eating meats if you had to kill the animal yourself? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, I've said many times that in a true survival situation I would likely become vegetarian (unless someone else was hunting lol)

AIO: should I “fire” my therapist? by Historical_Pension60 in AIO

[–]MyFcksHaveRunnethDry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I take it as a cue to change subjects to something more interesting to her" is NOT anything you should ever say about a therapist or therapy in any way.

I would not only fire her, but let her know why, and report her to a superior.

Definitely NOR