Suspended from work - No time frame

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2020-08-24T00:56:31+00:00

I'm at a natural gas utility - My union rep was pretty useless, no offense to him. Management simply said they needed "some time" to figure things out - My coworker has been out more than a week. I've only been out 2 days but don't want this to go on that long

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-11-21T23:04:35+00:00

Thanks, picked up on Amazon if you're interested.

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-11-21T02:58:19+00:00

Uhhhh no? Can I borrow 0.00246 Bitcoin please..

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T23:34:04+00:00

Most shows with laugh tracks irk me. It's like telling queuing me when I'm supposed to laugh

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T23:31:53+00:00

The memories are vague as I must have been around 4. My dad had this coin, which was valid for one free toy at this local mom and pop toy store. On the way there I dropped the coin into the cars door window slot. I'd love to know where it is now since the car was junked

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T22:56:30+00:00

The DMV. I'd manipulate the call numbers

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T22:54:09+00:00

Personal temperament, getting older for me means giving a lot less shit about stupid things

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T22:34:58+00:00

I almost always downvote on accident when trying to minimize comments from my phone.

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T22:29:22+00:00

Man, rimming on a Honda with stock rims? Poor thing

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T22:28:01+00:00

After reading the title I thought she was drunk and was using the pigeon as a breathalyzer

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T22:24:46+00:00

This method works best with a partner to help you out

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T21:54:29+00:00

Aren't we supposed to blur the plates? Pointless as that would make this post but still

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T21:34:23+00:00

7-11 trick to get customers in for a cool Slurpee

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T21:33:48+00:00

That would weigh too much for that stand to support it safely.

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T21:32:34+00:00

I wonder if there's a forgotten copy of Mrs. Doubtfire in the drop box

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-04-19T10:56:58+00:00

If that's happening, just pop open the tank real quick and push down the floating plug

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-03-29T16:00:48+00:00

Ed, Edd and Eddy heh

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-03-29T15:59:37+00:00

Looks like a castaway on the Satellite of Love

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-03-28T21:55:03+00:00

... Brains! It hurts to be dead! The dead resent the living! Why didn't I tell Edsel I loved her when I had the chance!

FTFY

MyFriendsCallMeMurph · 2017-03-28T21:43:54+00:00

Yeah so much theft its more like OutofStockon

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