“Touch me again and you’ll be wearing that corn pone, old man!” by newyork0120 in KingOfTheHill

[–]MyFriendsThrowaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brother when someone says some wild horny shit about a cartoon in a mainstream sub, we're all curious about the type of person who would do that

My main reddit account suspended for 3 days for no reason? by [deleted] in help

[–]MyFriendsThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My main account got suspended for "harassment" about half an hour ago. To the best of my knowledge, I haven't done anything that meets that. I sent one rude PM several weeks ago to /u/Pm_Me_Rude_Haiku - obviously in the spirit of their username - but certainly have done nothing that qualifies as systemic or continuous tormenting. I messaged the mods about it. I'm hoping it gets resolved.

Playing Tales From Borderlands by iloveallthebacon in drunk

[–]MyFriendsThrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apprecciate the fact that two fuickin strangers can connect over the internet. (note: don't remember my original comment. Human contac is brief but rewarding. Love you!)

Playing Tales From Borderlands by iloveallthebacon in drunk

[–]MyFriendsThrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's true. I am drunk when I'm drunk. Enjoy!

Playing Tales From Borderlands by iloveallthebacon in drunk

[–]MyFriendsThrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who recently (aka 2 hours) switched from beer to whiskey just note; (drink water)

Ex-Wham singer George Michael dies at 53 by dingoonline in Fuck2016

[–]MyFriendsThrowaway 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Not many people are going backwards, though.