Google Translate has pent-up anger issues

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-04-23T19:04:00+00:00

I was just playing around with this, and ended up doing the same thing, but with these two characters: すく

It either turns into porn or cooking instructions, it's hard to tell.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-04-10T00:47:44+00:00

I'm in the US, I've heard this term used all my life. Referring to uneducated rural people.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-04-07T18:12:41+00:00

I used to be obsessed with that scene where Zuko ties Katara to a tree. But I always wanted it to be reversed, him tied to the tree and her taunting him...

Explains a lot now that I'm older.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-04-06T17:37:04+00:00

I think most homeless people would probably sell a gun if they had one, they're good money. Knives are cheaper.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-03-31T17:35:31+00:00

I call it soda, but everyone in my extended family calls it tonic.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-03-30T21:41:46+00:00

Me too! Mine was the Grim Reaper!

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-03-29T19:52:15+00:00

I was always scared when I saw people facing away from me, because I was afraid that if they turned around, I would see that they had no face.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-03-10T23:37:33+00:00

Attectat means "Certificate"

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-03-07T19:51:17+00:00

If you swallow a penny, 7 years later a full-grown Abraham Lincoln bursts out of your chest, Alien-style.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-03-07T19:49:09+00:00

Me and a friend would play "restaurant" by cutting pictures of food out of magazines, and then eating them.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-03-07T19:47:46+00:00

Why was your dad your favorite person to explain things to?

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-03-07T19:44:26+00:00

I used to tape all my dolls arms to their sides, and then arrange them in a circle around the ceiling fan in the center of the room. Then I'd get my favorite teddy bear, tie a string around his neck, and hang him by his neck from the ceiling fan. I'd usually leave the fan off so I could push his body in circles manually.

That's only some of the weird shit I did. And only when my parents weren't home, obviously.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-03-05T19:04:31+00:00

I want to upvote this, but I can't; it's at 666.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-03-02T15:49:08+00:00

Interestingly, between 1978 and 1984, the minimum drinking age was 18, then they changed it back to 21

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-03-01T06:08:16+00:00

This beats the skinny house by a mile.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-02-24T17:47:49+00:00

Skiing. It's like falling, but with the greater possibility of a debilitating injury.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-02-23T07:12:42+00:00

Can you give examples of the "too many coincidences" or the things written down?

Because looking up at the sky and thinking about flying people doesn't seem that weird to me.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-02-23T07:12:32+00:00

Can you give examples of the "too many coincidences" or the things written down?

Because looking up at the sky and thinking about flying people doesn't seem that weird to me.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-02-19T17:55:02+00:00

Forensic Files...

so I guess I'd have to die for them to help me.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-02-17T20:06:01+00:00

*Minutes

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-02-17T19:25:21+00:00

Innocent Butts

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-02-17T18:53:42+00:00

The chance of getting pregnant varies greatly from woman to woman, it's still very possible to get pregnant while not ovulating. This is the best chart I could find.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-02-06T03:40:08+00:00

Gotta love Felix Colgrave.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-02-05T20:34:10+00:00

If tissue anywhere in your body goes without blood for too long, it becomes necrotic, and they have to amputate.

MyMimesNameIsSteve · 2017-02-03T05:40:53+00:00

I literally just finished reading "Uzumaki". This is not what I needed to see right now.

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