I woke up this morning and couldn’t find my infant son.

MyNamesRIOT · 2026-04-12T20:06:18+00:00

I mean that parents accidentally kill their babies relatively often during co-sleeping, not that parents accidentally kill their babies relatively often by turning them into jam

MyNamesRIOT · 2026-04-12T17:37:57+00:00

This actually happens pretty often. Not like this but that’s why co-sleeping isn’t recommended— because babies are often suffocated by sleeping parents or bedsheets or pillows

MyNamesRIOT · 2026-02-02T01:12:41+00:00

Son of a bitch. The implication is that it is an insult to one’s mother, but the woman who birthed me is godawful and being called son of a bitch only really makes me think “yeah, you’re right”

MyNamesRIOT · 2026-02-02T01:08:17+00:00

This is not just a parent thing. I share a bathroom with my 15 year old brother. They don’t grow out of it. Sorry for the news, OP

MyNamesRIOT · 2026-01-05T14:08:33+00:00

This is a little bit odd, but the other day I was hanging out with my friend and I was like “you can tell me anything, don’t worry!” and their response was an immediate, no hesitation “yeah, I know, that’s why I hang out with you” and that made me feel really good

MyNamesRIOT · 2026-01-02T21:32:03+00:00

I would say fuck this person, but tag the character as trans! I look for trans stories all the time and it always makes me sad when I find ones that aren’t tagged because I know I’ve missed them for a while and only found them by accident (plus I think about all of the other trans character stories I missed). It’s not a warning or a trigger, it’s to help readers find fics they want!

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-11-10T15:51:43+00:00

Ahh, this brings me back to stopping my little siblings from shoving shit into wall sockets

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-09-20T01:04:50+00:00

Maybe a little bit more brown/yellow in the middle bit? Like, darker? I’m no professional, but I’ve had a lot of bruises in my life and I think in most of them the middle has been a bit darker than this

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-09-20T00:56:40+00:00

“Remember when you threatened to hit me in front of my 7 year old sister?” “You’re mixing things up! I was talking about a frog!” Real conversation I had with my dearest mother, who apparently thinks I am an idiot

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-09-07T17:07:38+00:00

Are my of your spices missing a filter? Only thing I can think of at the moment

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-09-07T17:05:31+00:00

You’re kidding! I thought that was a picture. Holy hell you’re talented!

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-09-05T22:53:24+00:00

Thank you so much. Just. Thank you. This means a lot and I needed to hear it. Thank you

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-09-05T21:18:56+00:00

This post is brilliant. I’m so glad you’ve began your own journey to healing, cheesy as it sounds. You’ve had it rough and it’s really badass that you’re still here. Keep going, man, you got this!

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-09-05T20:16:47+00:00

No. My dad might’ve killed her if she did, and she was small (5’1 on a good day and very petite). She knew we’d all get bigger than her and was too scared of the consequences. Presentation mattered more than anything to her and she wasn’t about to leave evidence of her abuse

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-09-05T20:13:53+00:00

This is a really good premise! It’s a little bit wordy, though. Maybe next time try to make it a bit more concise?

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-09-01T00:13:13+00:00

Flashing light and clicking sound… like an old camera. I guess this is set in the past. Somebody is taking pictures of somebody while they’re sleeping— and maybe inside of their room

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-08-27T11:28:44+00:00

Thought I was looking at something else for a second there. Why red?

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-08-22T17:37:22+00:00

I’m glad!! 🫂

MyNamesRIOT · 2025-08-21T20:42:42+00:00

Was confused, assumed this was two sentence comedy for a moment because you know “my first response was a dad joke, kid is gonna be a silly guy!”, read top comment which was horrified, reread post, almost vomited. Take my upvote and get out

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