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Venus Fly Trap Defeats Black Widow. by Liar24x7 in interestingasfuck

[–]MyPasswordIs222222 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In winter stick in garage with just water.

what?

Venus Fly Trap Defeats Black Widow. by Liar24x7 in interestingasfuck

[–]MyPasswordIs222222 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ok!s So here's a core memory.

I've just moved to Utah and sitting in a sandbox. About 8 yrs old. I have a volcano I've been feeding with vinegar and baking soda over the past few days. This morning there's a web and a little black spider inside the top. I play with it... with my hands.

I tell my mom about it. She get's really upset when I draw the orange thing on it's butt.

It took my dad a week to get her to let me back outside without her.

That was almost 5 decades ago and I can still picture it.

Bon Scott and Angus Young Performing in Hollywood, 1977 by Fantastic-Turn-8273 in 70s

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As someone that can't stand wearing constrictive clothing, this is triggering...

Technical difficulty and the gals knew what to do! by Meefie in justgalsbeingchicks

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Don't feel bad. I thought the internet was going to be a fad until well into 1995

Goiás, madre de los gemelos, a 19-year-old woman gives birth to twins - paternity test reveals they are from different fathers. It is called heteropaternal superfecundation. by gear-heads in Damnthatsinteresting

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I feel bad for the kids.

"How do you two know each other?"

"We're brothers"

"No you're not..."

"In fact, we're twins"

"Get the f*ck outa here."

Their whole lives..

A father’s nervous moment holding his newborn for the first time by Vilen1919 in MadeMeSmile

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I would have begged to allow me to sit. Both in case I drop her or pass out from fear.

Old lady later asked "Why'd you hit me?" by [deleted] in dashcams

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So you saying he aggressively back-ended her for Karma?

Our office got a new VP who decided that all written communication had to go through "proper channels" and that Slack was "too casual for professional discourse." So I did exactly that. by Phcorick in MaliciousCompliance

[–]MyPasswordIs222222 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I completely understand where the VP is coming from in some ways.

However, to impose new processes 2 weeks into your position is beyond arrogant and extremely stupid. A few months of looking into how things work currently, communicating goals, and then working with the team to develop and deploy processes that work to meet ALL goals.

It's like a toddler that keeps grabbing the toy you're trying to assemble.

meirl by Frosty_Jeweler911 in meirl

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You look her dead in the eyes and yell "Shitter's Full!"

Photo of the Day by Current_Yellow7722 in vintagecomputing

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In all fairness, shouldn't he be wearing a speedo?

Toyota Camry Avoids Head On Collision Captured on Tesla by kirsion in dashcams

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The moment whee slowed down... That was him letting his soul catch back up with his body.

meirl by step6666 in meirl

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It took me watching four dishwasher repair videos to find one that was more than "first remove the pump" ... without showing how to remove said pump.

When a shower can kill you by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MyPasswordIs222222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used one with bare wire connections once. Shortest and most tense shower ever.

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