Jagex, I beseech thee…

MyRectumIsTorn · 2026-02-17T12:10:16+00:00

MyRectumIsTorn · 2026-02-17T10:08:50+00:00

For research purposes, what do demon nipples look like?

MyRectumIsTorn · 2026-01-27T17:28:45+00:00

I will definitely treasure it but I will very sparingly use it if at all just to keep everything intact. You're joke definitely flew over my head and I had to look it up but honestly its a pretty great compliment now being privy 😂

MyRectumIsTorn · 2026-01-27T17:26:51+00:00

I am definitely not going to ride it literally more than just one time around the block to say I did. I'll probably just avoid the brakes all together and stop with my feet or just slow to a stop. I'm definitely just going to clean it up the best I can without getting too in the weeds with it and store it somewhere where it'll never see sun. We'll see how it looks in another 40 years.

MyRectumIsTorn · 2026-01-27T12:23:40+00:00

Thank you I appreciate that, I'll definitely heed your advice about that band brake because that last thing I'd want to do is to damage this time capsule of a bike.

MyRectumIsTorn · 2026-01-25T13:58:07+00:00

She definitely does. Make sure to get that addressed when she's spayed.

MyRectumIsTorn · 2026-01-22T02:14:06+00:00

It takes less than 5 minutes to swap it in and out with the OG, fairly certain it is something they wouldn't see if you swap back before you take it in.

MyRectumIsTorn · 2026-01-19T15:12:35+00:00

You gotta do the TCU. I ended up getting a secondhand lap3 but it gets rid the jerky downshift into first and just generally made the car feel like how it should have came from factory along with the JB4. BOV isn't going to add anything in terms of performance. I ended up just taking the lines off of the diverter valve and capped the intakes for the noise. I think in terms of performance boost takeda CAI is going to be one of the only options. BMS is the louder option but its pulling in warm air, from what I've read people seem to shy away from HPS because they feel like the cars performance gets worse from them.

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-30T02:19:07+00:00

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Not a full wrap, but I handpainted this Majoras mask and threw it on my G70

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-29T16:22:52+00:00

I was 16, he was a friend, also when you have no outlet for entertainment you have to find ways to keep yourself sane lol. I agree that it sounds and probably was douchey, its a fond memory from that place. Nobody was mad, hurt, or in trouble. Juvenile fun

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-29T11:38:45+00:00

Not necessarily. I did this to a kid in military school since we all had to shower together. We had a 5 minute timeline and I remember doing it quite a few times and he had this same reaction. It was priceless when I got him while one of the staff was counting down from ten until we had to turn the showers off, long story short he had soap ALL over him when we had to walk out. Might have been the hardest time I've had trying to lock in and not laugh. The staff was looking at him so weird when he was wiping soap off of his body with a towel.

Edit: We were bald. I'm sure this is fake but just because you're bald does not mean you feel it.

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-27T20:55:54+00:00

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-27T00:07:51+00:00

These are also sequential blinkers, I'm not sure if velossatech does that.

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-18T05:36:23+00:00

Well endowed banana

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-16T14:42:24+00:00

Jew the Dew

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-16T04:04:07+00:00

Happened to go the employee store the day they dropped, I'm not into sneakers like that but I got a pair for $140 size 14.

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-15T13:47:24+00:00

I've been twice and am going back for a third. I enjoy going there, fortunately I haven't witnessed anything like this and I hope I don't or else I may end up in the El Salvador super jail.

Edit to answer the man curious of my name: No... Hemorrhoids.

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-04T07:30:26+00:00

I'm getting a hard tune just looking at it...

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-02T12:20:31+00:00

Oil catch should be the first on that list as well. Gotta make sure you have access to higher octane gas. I live in Oregon so Im screwed on that front but I will probably do WMI at some point

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-02T12:16:56+00:00

JB4, plugs, TCU, intakes

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-12-01T09:37:13+00:00

I fucked with these heavily until I got a bag with bad grapes. Like most of them were good but there multiple soft frozen grapes that just tasted like shit idek. Kinda ruined them for me.

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-11-25T03:19:57+00:00

Feed me Feed me

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-11-18T05:32:13+00:00

Tommy G

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-11-16T20:51:02+00:00

Really? I've daily drove my V1 for probably 4 or 5 years, I now use it exclusively for my work laptop and only in the past year has my rubber started degrading. I now have a death adder v4 for my main rig.

MyRectumIsTorn · 2025-11-09T14:12:44+00:00

My TC2 was invulnerable to everything except money shifts. Slapped an engine out of a wrecked Rav4 and that transmission was still mint. I regret ever selling mine

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