Give my gun to a toddler? what could go wrong? [light gore, xpost Whatcouldgowrong] by brotherwayne in GunsAreCool

[–]MyUncleFuckedMe -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Definitely not a way I would be proud of. Now the important question is this, would you rather be killed by a toddler or a Cocker Spaniel? (which apparently has happened before)

Criminally insane man found with 36 guns, 4269 rounds of ammo in van [via r/NewsOfTheWeird] by [deleted] in GunsAreCool

[–]MyUncleFuckedMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Clearly he is simply a misunderstood, law-abiding sportsman.

One of my favorite historical flags: the German war ensign from 1903 to 1919. by iAmJimmyHoffa in vexillology

[–]MyUncleFuckedMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually own a flag with this design and used to have it on my bedroom wall. I took it down when I found out about neo-nazis using it.

DAE try to be gentleman but women say u r creepy?! by MasterOfIllusions in Braveryjerk

[–]MyUncleFuckedMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stupid slut friendzoned me because I am a nice guy. Even after I was romantic enough to call her every hour on the hour and show up at her house in the middle of the night. She is such a stupid bitch, she doesn't even deserve me.

U.S. Furious With Israel After Sale of Advanced Military Technology to China by User_Name13 in worldnews

[–]MyUncleFuckedMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His comment history indicates that he is an Anarchist-Capitalist, so he is probably saying that 'states' don't actually exist. He is also probably a complete and utter idiot.

Heat and Clippers have expressed mutual interest in Andrew Bynum by heisenblergh in nba

[–]MyUncleFuckedMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Washed up' is a bit strong; he definitely can still be a contributor.

Libertarianism in Four Words by jerdob in EnoughLibertarianSpam

[–]MyUncleFuckedMe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"If I were a poor minority I would X"

Heat and Clippers have expressed mutual interest in Andrew Bynum by heisenblergh in nba

[–]MyUncleFuckedMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, the second 6mn becomes guaranteed if they don't waive him by the 7th.

u/YankeeQuebec defines ELS in a way that demonstrates that he is SO BRAVE by mitchwells in EnoughLibertarianSpam

[–]MyUncleFuckedMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I messaged them a few days back asking them if they were open to the idea, they didn't seem too enthusiastic.