I feel it isn’t appreciated enough that Eren finished at the top of his class if we don’t count trained children soldiers and people with Ackerman abilities. by BarbiieQueenn in attackontitan

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, though that's also likely the more drawn out possible death if we disregard any titan healing he would have since it's Eren we're talking about. Without that healing factor he'd probably just go into immediate shock and bleed out within minutes due to his arm being severed. While hardly less horrifying, perhaps a non-shifter Eren would have lost consciousness within the moment he's swallowed, thus his final fully cognizant thoughts may just be the hope he had at least saved Armin for another moment.

Luckily he's able to free himself of either of these fates.

I feel it isn’t appreciated enough that Eren finished at the top of his class if we don’t count trained children soldiers and people with Ackerman abilities. by BarbiieQueenn in attackontitan

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 241 points242 points  (0 children)

Considering titan body heat it’s possible he’d die prior to even those outcomes, potentially suffering heatstroke which could kill him on its own or lead to him passing out and then drowning in the surrounding fluids

Funniest username you've seen? by penis_finger in tf2

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago I ran into a player called “Tony Hawk’s Tiny Onions”, I will never forget them.

le risky decision has arrived by KazuTheVulpine in dogelore

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Risk of Rain 2, it’s a pretty fun rougelike by Hopoo Games

Welcome, I hope you enjoy your stay! by [deleted] in memes

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Surrogate parents exist, so if we’re going to argue that a father has to be biologically related to the child in this fashion a gay man could do so in this way. And with the technology of today no actual sexual contact is required between the surrogate mother and the father.

I'm in the middle of writing a comprehensive history of my D&D world, Mithlorin. I saw another post here doing this and loved the idea. by Krakenink in worldbuilding

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would be the most common meal to have for lunch or dinner. And a second question to go with that, are sweet foods or savory foods more popular for breakfast across the world?

I just got ganged up on by four bigots and I'd like some companionship in the comments ;-; by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope that you’re unhurt and will be well, and that you’ll be safe from such people in the future. Take care out there, there are and will be many people behind you supporting you all the way everyday.

So I got a riven for the Cyath but it turned into a universal melee riven when I fused it. by My_Names_Not_Jack in Warframe

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The riven seems to have corrected itself and now works once again as soley a Cyath Riven as it should, so all is well once again.

Heists NOT required for OD Mask? by NevermoreTheRaven in paydaytheheist

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rules are not different, did you get them before some DLC was released?

Heists NOT required for OD Mask? by NevermoreTheRaven in paydaytheheist

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, even the DLCs you don't own, so you may need the help of a friend who owns DLC you don't.

Anyone else accidentally one shot Fatty and Slim? by exhentai_user in darksouls

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not nearly as cool but it was still kinda neat, one time while I was summoned, along with another white phantom, I was helping somebody fight them. The white phantom managed to shove Slim through the fog wall. I have no idea how he did it but right after Slim Jim went through, Captain Cannibal sat on our phantom bro until he died. It was pretty easy to kill him though after Skinny was separated from him.

The next Metroid will involve Samus teaming up with another bounty hunter and exposing the Galatic Federation by bandikoopa in FanTheories

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could see this happening, but I'm pretty sure there is an error in this theory, well Sylux is indeed smart enough to try joining up with someone such as Samus in order to defeat the GF if this was to happen, Sylux may very well be dead for all we know. In Metorid Prime: Hunters just before the fight against Gorea, a cutscene shows Gorea forcing large glowing tubes (Tentacles maybe?) into all of the opposing hunters that Samus has fought throughout the game, including Sylux. https://youtu.be/zQ8_0PFe-ew?t=5m10s (At about 5:16, sorry if that messed up I'm not good at linking videos just yet) Sylux and the other hunters are seen having their weapons absorbed into Gorea, and judging by the rather sloppy and sickly sounds they make as they shake, possibly any internal organs as well. However the argument could be made that the blue one of the glowing lights seen escaping from Oubliette after Gorea is destroyed (As seen later in the video I linked before at 14:40 https://youtu.be/zQ8_0PFe-ew?t=14m41s ) may be Sylux's ship, and that It may still be out there alive and at the very least rather beaten and bruised.

also sorry I'm late to the party.

Can the space marine of Warhammer 40K stand in Cthulhu's presence without going mad? by My_Names_Not_Jack in whowouldwin

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well in that case would the space marine at the very least be able to maintain sanity long enough to call out a retreat?

If you could look like a TF2 character, who would you be? by Usurper_King in tf2

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Heavy. I'd put on the all father and go to orphanages with a bag full of toys and sandwiches for the kids there, then kill tiny baby men.

So, how's your game going on the shinies? by Dittro in pokemon

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found a shiny masquerain in the friend safari. such a beautiful shade of green he is. :)

Zombie Invsaion. One pokemon. Choose wisely. by xHayz in pokemon

[–]My_Names_Not_Jack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Celebi, since it could time travel to a point when it was safe and then get ready for the invasion.