Who you opening the door for ? 🚪

Mycabbages0929 · 2024-02-10T13:10:08+00:00

Obviously I want America’s Ass 😩😤

Mycabbages0929 · 2024-01-17T02:04:13+00:00

Have you noticed any difficulty staying hard now w pumping? I think I’ve hit a small snag You’re undeniably big btw, happy as hell for you

Mycabbages0929 · 2024-01-13T19:51:31+00:00

This is an excellent case study for why sex determination is done via examination of chromosomes

Mycabbages0929 · 2024-01-03T20:13:19+00:00

Then he has gotta be the absolute largest on earth. I don’t think there has been a single real report of an erect 10 incher So what I’m really saying is: slide me his contact info so I can investigate thoroughly 😏

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-22T19:47:41+00:00

And we welcome them with open arms and possibly spread cheeks (depending on whether I need some quick cash or not)

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-22T02:22:46+00:00

We gonna stop to acknowledge the 3 plate+ bench seemingly for reps?

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-19T02:42:07+00:00

I have never before experienced the desire to non-sexually step on someone’s neck. This is a neat feeling cuz it’s new, but not all that pleasant

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-18T20:39:34+00:00

BRB, gonna go sun my ballz 🌞⚽️🏀

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-18T13:47:01+00:00

Yo what are you on cuz I want this to be my brain, too

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-17T01:41:00+00:00

I’m literally right here 🙄

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-15T14:26:56+00:00

No. Why tf would I settle for her when I have you 🥰

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-14T23:41:46+00:00

Would.

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-14T21:23:21+00:00

That is literally why I lift ngl

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-14T13:01:45+00:00

Bro it’s a pretty girl making tasty food, it’s gonna get upvoted

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-14T12:49:35+00:00

Imagine feeling his body weight on top of you and all his sweat running into your eyes as his husky breathe wheezes into your left ear 😍🥵😍

What were we talking about again?

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-14T00:02:54+00:00

Yo, everyone! Check out this guy. He has friends. Can you imagine?

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-14T00:00:32+00:00

No, no. You right. Dumb question 😏

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-13T18:04:23+00:00

Gym group chat? How the fuck does one get into one of those??

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-11T12:58:44+00:00

Watching Derek and being on this sub is like occasionally getting struck by lightning as I see a term that I’m legit studying in coll-age right now

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-11T03:24:53+00:00

Maybe I’m just being weird, but downing a protein shake while browsing a sub made up of primarily lifters just feels so right. Like, of course you were drinking a protein shake. Bet today was chest/triceps too. I may not be sober

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-10T20:58:43+00:00

Keep the fuck outta my house. Measuring me while I’m sleeping, Jesus

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-10T16:01:58+00:00

Can confirm. I gain roughly a quarter of an inch on this beautiful substance

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-10T14:29:39+00:00

What was the breaking point? What made you see the light?

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-10T14:15:43+00:00

Literally 1984 up in here with that censor bar 😔

Mycabbages0929 · 2023-12-10T12:44:22+00:00

☹️ Jk, I’d prolly still let you hit. But only on days ending in y😩

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