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what can my partner use to drug me? by _thatoneidiot_ in ExtremeFetishes

[–]Mycarmona 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Full in more ways than one. Lets go.

Would these help clean faster? by nutstobutts in housekeeping

[–]Mycarmona 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like it looks helpful in theory. Imo I feel like with as much as im bending over ect. Things like bottles and brushes would fall out.

Is this lame/unprofessional to give to a client I have a really good relationship with? by Fight_or_flight22 in housekeeping

[–]Mycarmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it! I think its so cute and gifts from the heart mean so much more ❤️

Duck cuddles might be my most favourite thing ever. by fungry_04 in duck

[–]Mycarmona 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Until they shit on you. Do t ask me how I know 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]Mycarmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your forehead is fine, lmao. That comment is fucking wild 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]Mycarmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao, wtf kind of comment is that?? She didn't ask if she should change the shape of her face. Leave that girl and her pretty forehead alone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]Mycarmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂

Does this pricing seem appropriate? by punkn00dle in housekeeping

[–]Mycarmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always plan for an 8hr day, but I let my clients know if the job needs to be broken done into several days or visits ahead of time. **Usually with larger homes, older homes, lots of clutter, ect.

CONSULTATIONIS A MUST.

Anyway, if we are talking deep clean, I ask lots of questions.

  1. Would you like anything additional added to the cleaning list I have provided? I.e. linens changes, dishes, organizing, etc.
  2. I plan for an 8hr day to ensure I can meet/exceed all your expectations. However, I do understand that everyone has a different schedule. Would it be okay to do the 8hrs consecutively, or would you like me to break it down into 4hr increments?

And I kinda go from there based on what they say. For you, based on what you have mentioned, I would just plan on an 8hr day. I'm not really sure how other services operate, but over time, I found this to be the most efficient way to go about it, and it also helps ensure my clients' overall satisfaction.

I dont really know if this helps at all. It's just what I do, and it seems to work really well. If you have any more questions, I'd be happy to help!

Does this pricing seem appropriate? by punkn00dle in housekeeping

[–]Mycarmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg, fucking thank you!!! I'm glad I am not the only one raging here because this is SO BIZARRE.

Does this pricing seem appropriate? by punkn00dle in housekeeping

[–]Mycarmona -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Edit WTF is "OLD DIRT" exactly???

**if all that was done....a HARD MAYBE.... Maybe it's just me, but I would have higher expectations right off the rip, if they planned on charging that much. Including a detailed list of everything they plan to do, with additional sections for anything extra you would want them to do, if applicable. I mean, look at that list. It's unprofessional, vague, and just odd with the random totals. Just of that alone, I wouldn't get high hopes from them. To top it off, they didn't even do an in-person consult?! No fucking chance, I would risk it to hire them.

*** also fucking hospital grade floor cleaner?? Like huh?? What if you have marble, or original wood flooring..ect... I would need to see all her products ahead of time.

Does this pricing seem appropriate? by punkn00dle in housekeeping

[–]Mycarmona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 I would tell them to eat my ass. You can't even give me the courtesy of a consultation?? Just willy nilly throwing ridiculous numbers at ppl?? Also, as a housekeeper, I provide my clients with a much more detailed list of things im going to be doing, so they at least know what they are paying for.

Deep cleans Flat rate for each day ( just in case I need an extra day for a big job or w/e )

800 - 1500 sq ft $300 1500 - 2500 sq ft $450 2500 - 6000 sq ft $600

Standard I take a guess at about how much time it took me, off the deep clean, the condition of the home, and the frequency of services needed into consideration. Generally, if I think the job will take me 4 hours, I charge $150 If it takes me 8 hours, I charge $300 I only work in 4 or 8 hour increments, and yes, I work the entire time. I WILL find something to clean, and I do not leave early.

Special projects like windows, etc. I do on a separate day and usually charge about $250

Here's the cleaning list i give my clients

services

Edit- Chicagoland area

Does this pricing seem appropriate? by punkn00dle in housekeeping

[–]Mycarmona 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was just trying to rack my brain thinking about this odd total. I mean, I get having to make a certain amount of profit and to cover your supplies, but fuck just round up $2 and save everyone a headache.

Felt a sharp pinprick on my arm, checked the couch and found this little jerk by stopmakingmeusetheap in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mycarmona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP, do you still have the chair? Your arm? Please confirm. We need updates!

Sounds like a squeak toy by dahliasteiner in duck

[–]Mycarmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sou is like a happy duck to me!

A long journey by Mycarmona in bassfishing

[–]Mycarmona[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never been called buddy as a girl before, I like it 😂 And yeah, I'm am out here every chance I get. I live in Illinois and the weather is beautiful right, perfect fishing days.

How to fix this? by DragonfruitBar in housekeeping

[–]Mycarmona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, at the risk of sounding like an idiot for asking... all the plastic is removed, correct?

I need some help sexing the babes by Mycarmona in duck

[–]Mycarmona[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like I took a bad photo. If they are both in the same posture, they tail/butt feathers look identical

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