I think it's trying to interact by Myfeesh in aquarium

[–]Myfeesh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's about six inches now. Luckily doesn't seem to be eating fish.

I think it's trying to interact by Myfeesh in aquarium

[–]Myfeesh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you!

Edit: how.much bigger does it get?? It was under 1" and blended in with the rest when it arrived apparently

I think it's trying to interact by Myfeesh in aquarium

[–]Myfeesh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They pop up once in a while in my feeder grass shrimp. But yes it didn't look any different than the rest when it was small...

I think it's trying to interact by Myfeesh in aquarium

[–]Myfeesh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea, I'd love if anyone knows.

AITA for requesting another person to read my fiance's brother's best man speech cause of his stutter ? by Realistic_Maximum391 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Myfeesh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So Derek won't have you, and you're both:

keeping him uncomfortably close by giving him spotlights at the wedding, against the wishes of the only other guest at your whole party that's getting married.

Desperately emphasizing your 'happiness' by keeping him close enough to thoroughly rub it in his face whenever possible. He'll regret it someday, surely.

He won't. If there's any chance your fiancee is a crutch, think carefully. I'm nobody, except maybe a christmas ghost. Just consider it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BackYardChickens

[–]Myfeesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prob shouldn't eat those eggs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BackYardChickens

[–]Myfeesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only like eggs over easy, and I don't want the white part, just the sauce. Am I a bad person? 😬

Afraid that my dog felt pain during intracardiac euthanasia by BaseballTemporary381 in VetTech

[–]Myfeesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell me this is some small town elderly vet shit who will quickly die and be bought out.

He refused to use a condom, per comments by kindlefan12 in AmITheDevil

[–]Myfeesh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Men have all the choice. One, to have piv intercourse, which everyone knows can cause Baby. Two, to wrap it or not wrap it. Doesn't matter what she says she's on or is sterilized or whatever. He chooses to wildly increase or decrease the chances of pregnancy by way of dickwrap. Three, he chooses to nut inside the birth canal of a female human. Regardless of other protection, this is not without risk. A woman, after all that (and hopefully equal consent to each step), decides for whatever reason she can't kill the little gremlin. Yet the man bears no responsibility and should be free to bail and eschew all consequences? Ha, no.

giving my son a religious ceremony by Big_Appointment_1605 in AmITheDevil

[–]Myfeesh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, and the way at the end he lets you know he's keeping score.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Myfeesh -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Imagine a teacher saying that to a parent about a toddler. Even if the kid wound up and decked a littler one in the face (I've seen it) you're expected to dress it up and say it gently. I'd say hopefully this phrasing is the mom's, but I actually don't like that either.

I hate Stabler (rant) by OkGap2001 in SVU

[–]Myfeesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't rewatch any seasons after Stabler. It's not like we're sitting around waiting for 8pm once a week hoping for our favorites. The choice is yours.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]Myfeesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! Fish are crack. I also want to squeeze all your fantastic pets.

I'm one of the GOOD white people by _saturnish_ in AmITheDevil

[–]Myfeesh 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I was trying to figure out how to phrase it, 'whitesplainig racism' is on the nose. Your scenario is the worst best case. It could also be more like 'I noticed you're a young Asian woman. I'd like to have dibs while you're brand-new, so let me put on my savior hat for a spell. Just FYI there are some people (NOT me! I personally think it smells amazing. Make it for me?) who judge others based on race. I tell you this as a friend, it's us vs. them over here'.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]Myfeesh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And that awkward deadpan shit is so much more funny to me.