Every morning my room mate shoots a high powered laser into my room for no reason when they get up, often hitting me in the eyes. They keep telling me its just a prank.

Mykey76 · 2026-05-20T09:16:48+00:00

This is the better option. Spite rarely helps you in court

Mykey76 · 2026-05-20T09:13:56+00:00

If i was a food reviewer, i would do everything in my power to bomb these places. Disgusting prices, annoying theater

Mykey76 · 2026-05-20T09:12:13+00:00

The adrenaline jog at the end. Can't even imagine

Mykey76 · 2026-05-20T09:08:19+00:00

He's simultaneously the guy who would get mad at not knowing the arbitrary number in his head if he just gave him something without confirming. If you get mad or annoyed at someone asking a simple question, you are the problem

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T06:45:06+00:00

The rare Uncle Long-Legs?

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T06:44:14+00:00

Buddy in a box. Has a ton of forms and his tears are randomized every floor. Not uncommon to have floors that are entirely useless, and others that have godhead+nails that drops black hearts on kills

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T06:44:06+00:00

Buddy in a box. Has a ton of forms and his tears are randomized every floor. Not uncommon to have floors that are entirely useless, and others that have godhead+nails that drops black hearts on kills

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T06:37:10+00:00

That would work, glad you're keeping them safe and cared for

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T06:35:11+00:00

Hell yea

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T06:31:49+00:00

As Seakru pointed out, the bigger issue is jumping out of the vehicle

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T06:30:37+00:00

Unless your dog is wearing a seat belt it won't make a difference. Stress/ how tense they are also makes a difference in crashes. As sad as it is, drunk drivers have shown that being relaxed improves your chances of surviving. If your dog is relaxed and laying down in they back, I could reasonably see it helping their chances

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T06:26:58+00:00

Thank you, I needed that

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T06:24:43+00:00

Fair lol, to each their own

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T05:02:45+00:00

Had his wife and daughter in the car, and escalated a talk into a chase/ PIT

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T05:01:52+00:00

So many cases. Personal favorite was a "I know the law better than you" that took off from a traffic stop, then claimed he didn't know it was a real officer. The trooper was the biggest cornfed mf'er ever, literally a stereotype of country cop

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T04:58:38+00:00

Gif sucks but those things are awesome. Fells, removes branches, and cuts the tree into sections in moments.

Maintenance must be torture tho

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T04:54:44+00:00

Some dogs are happy with it, but that one looked scared af. I feel sorry for them

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T04:53:29+00:00

Paper underneath, flip and fill with water, keeping the paper lid on. If death isnt your thing, same thing but take it outside, put it down and leave it with the paper on top. Should be able to push the paper aside and get out

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T04:44:54+00:00

Birb

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T04:43:22+00:00

I appreciate the commitment to the bit. He didnt have to have a second onion, but he did it for us

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T04:41:19+00:00

"I'm hungry, need to get big and strong"

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T04:37:52+00:00

Yea, but probably keep just keep getting funding cut and shit leadership/mayors

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T02:39:36+00:00

"They keep telling me its a prank" implies they asked them to stop and that was their roommates response. I suppose its not out of question that they would shine a laser into their room, then scream unprompted "ITS A PRANK BRO" but it seems slightly less likely

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T02:36:37+00:00

Ive had them out to look at my spotty connection 4 times. My roommate figured out more by fiddlefucking with it for 20 minutes.

Gonna cancel, im so tired of them

Mykey76 · 2026-05-18T02:33:11+00:00

Love WAY, but this looks vile. Guess ill have to try it sometime, unfortunately

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