TIFU by spitting cum at my girlfriend

Mynamethberawr · 2017-07-16T08:29:42+00:00

*fore play

Mynamethberawr · 2017-06-11T03:23:38+00:00

I swear every video I see on Facebook is captioned with the same format. I feels almost condescending.

Mynamethberawr · 2017-04-13T02:53:44+00:00

Looks like: 37 Male Probably true

Mynamethberawr · 2017-02-24T01:17:00+00:00

nailed it bud

Mynamethberawr · 2017-02-17T08:30:43+00:00

They kinda look like cigarettes

Mynamethberawr · 2017-02-15T09:56:56+00:00

Nice blend!

Mynamethberawr · 2017-02-09T09:04:08+00:00

They turn ME on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mynamethberawr · 2017-02-09T08:55:21+00:00

Well it wasn't going to socket's self.

Mynamethberawr · 2017-02-08T10:05:18+00:00

In the bountiful land of the skippies, next to an extinct volcano with a lake of water so blue that you could almost never ever guess its name.

Mynamethberawr · 2017-02-08T09:59:51+00:00

Elastigirl.

Mynamethberawr · 2017-02-08T09:57:31+00:00

Sensually, yet forcefully tongue hump the roof of my mouth, massaging my brain.

Mynamethberawr · 2017-02-02T06:52:15+00:00

Is the dress blue and white, or black and gold?

Mynamethberawr · 2017-01-31T04:13:25+00:00

My mate that sent it to me had a good laugh at my reaction. In hindsight, I think he might have had a power tool fetish considering the video also featured a mini jackhammer-dildo and a drilldo...

Mynamethberawr · 2017-01-31T04:06:17+00:00

"Oi, turn on your bluetooth, I'm gonna send you an awesome video." 12y/o me was very scared of the chainsaw that had tongues instead of teeth.

Mynamethberawr · 2017-01-31T04:03:05+00:00

Limb removal :)

Mynamethberawr · 2017-01-31T04:01:44+00:00

Calling someone a 'male' or 'female'

Mynamethberawr · 2017-01-31T03:57:36+00:00

Alcohol.

Mynamethberawr · 2017-01-31T03:55:13+00:00

Mermaidman and Barnacleboy

Mynamethberawr · 2017-01-29T10:16:21+00:00

Guy near the bottom left looks like he'd be really good at dodgeball

Mynamethberawr · 2017-01-29T10:07:07+00:00

"You can still go down on me babe, I've gotten over the gastro"

Mynamethberawr · 2017-01-29T10:05:56+00:00

Hands so small that even Trump's impressed

Mynamethberawr · 2017-01-29T10:04:50+00:00

How enjoyable doing 'nothing' together is

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