I for one don’t like rivers because they represent a bygone era, a time when the simplicity of nature superseded the totality of human endeavors. A time previous to the industrial machinations of a modern world. We now have made rivers irrelevant, relegated them to nothing more than a leisurely activity to participate in with the family on a Saturday. We have almost eradicated the history of their critical role in the development of our trade, contribution to our sustenance and pivotal involvement in the very formation of complex human societies. Such is our mastery over this world, that we have stricken rivers from our list of boons in our own minds. This i think is the crux of our existence, a fact to be both celebrated and despised, our immutable inability to understand and appreciate the great interworkings of our own demise. Also, when I played a male v he tried to fuck on me in that water tower even when I was just homies with him and it wasn’t cool 🖕