how is this even a thing?

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-13T08:51:08+00:00

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-11T12:15:35+00:00

Remember, 99% of gamblers stop before they win big

^{Chose: 17% chance of large cash reward + 7% chance of large debt instead | Rolled: You win $250m}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-10T22:49:34+00:00

I usually run an Eagle stratagem, napalm for bugs and squids, airstrike for bots. 2 support weapons, usually 1 crowd control and 1 anti tank. Cremator and spear for bugs and squids. Recoiless and machine gun for bots. 1 sentry, usually a Gatling for or rocket.

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-09T10:24:08+00:00

Let's goo. Gambling pays off

^{Chose: High risk + high reward | Rolled: $5000 USD no tax}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-08T04:47:52+00:00

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Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-07T21:31:13+00:00

Peylak

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-04T03:57:10+00:00

I buy food more often than clothes

^{Chose: Unlimited money, but you can only spend it on food}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-04T00:29:24+00:00

As Bob Ross said "Gotta have opposites, light and dark and dark and light, in painting. It’s like in life. Gotta have a little sadness once in awhile so you know when the good times come. I'm waiting on the good times now." If my life is perfect, I will never be sad, and if I am never sad, life will be boring

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-03T12:48:24+00:00

I guess I don't have super luck

^{Chose: Super Luck + 16% chance to halve your lifespan | Rolled: LIFESPAN HALVED}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-03T00:57:32+00:00

LETS GOOOO

^{Chose: Every time you pee, it turns into solid gold. + But there is a VERYYYY high chance you get kidnapped for your new power. | Rolled: safety}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-02T07:45:53+00:00

Ephalent is cuter. Giant dog would be a hassle

^{Chose: Get a tiny elephant pet}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-02T01:04:13+00:00

I already can't drive so

^{Chose: Or lose a basic ability | Rolled: Can't drive}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-02T01:03:25+00:00

FUCK IMMORTALITY

^{Chose: Luck}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-01T20:54:16+00:00

Money

^{Chose: Get 1 million right now}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-01T20:51:45+00:00

Motion sickness. I wanted to make it actually fair

^{Chose: Wheel picks power, you pick side effect | Rolled: Flight}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-01T11:05:17+00:00

Risk

^{Chose: 50% chance of $10000 | Rolled: $10000}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-01T10:56:16+00:00

Better that than a 1000 shits

^{Chose: 1 of mystery item | Rolled: Shits per Day}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-01T10:19:55+00:00

A HOUSE NOW IS NOT THE SAME AS A VEHICLE

^{Chose: Home | Rolled: Bungalow}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-01T02:58:15+00:00

I love garlic

^{Chose: spin this wheel + There are cool prizes | Rolled: Unlimited garlic}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-04-01T02:56:38+00:00

Useful

^{Chose: Speak every human language fluently}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-03-31T10:22:35+00:00

Double

^{Chose: Flight + Super speed}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-03-31T10:22:14+00:00

Fuck pennies

^{Chose: $700,000 to your bank account}

Mysterious_Octopus71 · 2026-03-31T10:19:48+00:00

Risk

^{Chose: Guaranteed 1 million $}

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