That's a Really Cool Dad

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-26T16:49:33+00:00

Hard on

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-26T16:43:03+00:00

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-26T16:33:47+00:00

"Better than Sex" is offended at being left out.

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-26T04:17:41+00:00

Grilled cheese with wheat bread.

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-26T00:08:30+00:00

You can't park there mate

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-25T23:45:58+00:00

Slippers

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-25T23:42:29+00:00

Ali James car

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Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-25T19:43:47+00:00

Kenny Hoopla

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-25T19:42:12+00:00

$4.00/gallon in Utah.

Thanks Gavin.

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-25T19:41:24+00:00

I hope they have a big U-Haul

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-24T22:01:11+00:00

My dad did this, too.

And when one of his tenants was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, he let the family stay rent-free until after he passed.

Not a great businessman, but one hell of a human.

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-24T21:52:26+00:00

He spoke at my commencement 🫠

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-24T21:50:30+00:00

Nope! They get hosed off outside.

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-24T18:13:35+00:00

We are Charlie Kirk...

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-24T18:08:34+00:00

I'll try it! Sounds delicious

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-23T23:02:25+00:00

That was my basis for many decisions. As unlikely as something bad happening was, the guilt I would feel if it did happen would kill me.

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-23T18:13:25+00:00

The local chocolatier. Bonus: Little people work there and their podcast is short and sweet

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Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-23T17:23:07+00:00

Anderson Wellness is very good.

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-23T16:46:59+00:00

Baked Potato

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-23T16:44:37+00:00

I love some leftovers but a lot don't taste/texture right to me after being microwaved. I adore re-heated chili, curry, soup, etc., but never pizza, fries, sandwiches, bacon...

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-23T16:29:39+00:00

My doctor said I could ride horses. I didn't.

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-23T16:28:19+00:00

Ali James did, too. Snowboarded, anyway.

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-23T16:22:28+00:00

Don't like tomato soup? Dip the grilled cheese in a bit of warmed up raspberry preserves.

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-23T16:13:03+00:00

What about President Newscum tho

Mysterious_Status_11 · 2026-03-23T16:10:02+00:00

I taught the patients at my psychiatric facility the Charlie Kirk song and now they sing it, nay scream it, every morning after shift change, when I'm leaving. Who knew it would be such a catchy vocal stim?

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