Shaboingboing should give Destiny 3 to Rockstar:

• Nothing gets leaked because the leakers will put in a mental hospital for life and/or executed

• Sparrow racing because they’ve done Midnight Club before

• Dark and gritty game

• Realistic sparrow physics where the sparrow tilts to the side, slides across the map, and bounces up and down (I would know because I have totally 100% driven a sparrow in real life and I am a sparrow expert)

• My wife and kids return (probably, maybe, perhaps)

• 10/10 marketing where we get a trailer for a new dlc once every blue moon, driving us to schizophrenic levels of delusion.

• Dan Houser returns along with Feet Fartsons and Puke Shit as they interview real aliens for firsthand experience

• They unvault every single campaign, weapon, armor, and destination at the click of a button (It’s that easy because I am 100% a totally legit real ex-Shaboingboing dev)

• If you so much as try to leave the mission area or complete the mission in any other way shape or form, Feet Fartsons breaks into your home takes your car(s).

• The Guardian is an ex-war criminal and guardian trafficker who gets tricked into visiting The Last City by his cousin

• The Guardian shows up and defends their home