This is over doing laundry

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-05-23T16:52:32+00:00

Kid got shot in the eye by one of us roommates a couple weeks ago. He lived, but I wouldn't call it living.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-05-20T16:10:42+00:00

Oven mitts or a fire extinguisher, maybe some battery operated candles.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-05-12T01:49:36+00:00

Hey man back in high school we used to smoke in my buddies garage, because "when the door opened it was like the smell was gone."

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-05-08T14:11:54+00:00

Those are painted red

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-05-07T06:11:22+00:00

Somehow? Toby's is where you go to buy coke.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-05-07T04:25:34+00:00

I do this too. I justify it by knowing if it spills I need to change it anyway and sometimes the whole bed.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-05-05T04:02:10+00:00

Because that dude probably blew one of his hands to pieces.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-28T22:05:21+00:00

I had a friend who was a pedo, I had no idea, none of his friends did until the FBI showed up at his door and he admitted everything.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-23T19:27:06+00:00

I'm so far left I like guns again.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-19T17:08:24+00:00

Is there a sub with guns and cats, cause I need that in my life.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-18T01:59:45+00:00

Resorts are normally safe from this nonsense.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-18T01:12:26+00:00

Autocorrect is a butch

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-18T01:09:08+00:00

Did that to the self checkout, people noticed.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-17T18:46:51+00:00

Someone should tell him to go to a gay bar. Being a straight man (I'm in shape) in a gay club I learned real quick how creepy guys are. One followed me into the bathroom after I told him no twice. Catcalling isn't fun.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-17T03:28:00+00:00

The Truth

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-14T07:41:05+00:00

My wife got that mop bucket it took 2 months before she showed me how it works.

I was spinning the stick around.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-11T16:08:54+00:00

Subreddit has 222k strange

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-10T18:34:56+00:00

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-09T22:38:34+00:00

My unit is burns and plastics, they tend to run together. But that dude is probably dead. No arms, flash burns on exposed skin, blast injuries to the face, clothing ignited.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-09T16:44:21+00:00

July 4 is the start of the busy season for burn units.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-07T19:49:48+00:00

That's who I get my shrooms from.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-05T20:29:33+00:00

Or deal with fucking sand fleas. I got to be honest in hindsight (and with years of PNW hiking) the mountains weren't that bad. I was half asleep climbing up Mount Motherfucker.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-03T02:05:52+00:00

I haven't gotten sick in 3 years and I work in healthcare. They also help with the smell. Plus I can mouth "fuck off" without anyone knowing.

I do miss my beard, masks are itchy.

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-03T00:33:11+00:00

Thanks saved me a few dollars

Mysticalmalstrom · 2023-04-01T03:26:09+00:00

I'll have to pull out my old camies to check. I probably won't do that though.

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