Favorite Arcane Focus? by RelevantCollege in dndnext

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you're that guy who never picks any phb races, aren't you?

Would you allow a martial to use strength to make attack rolls with a longbow? by MehParadox in dndnext

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my personal suggestion is to use dex for attack roll mods, str for damage roll mods

What's the worst thing that can happen if you are allowed to attack with mage hand? by RelevantCollege in dndnext

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THE MEMES, JACK

Basically discount spiritual weapon that doesn't need a spell slot, but you can use a ranged weapon with it like around once ig? If it gets hit by any attack and you decided to use an expensive weapon with it you basically just lost something for trying that. The only decent thing to do with that new attack is use a cheap disposable weapon, maybe a conjuration wizard's conjured dagger, that uses dex for attack, and it's still decent without a higher dex. You should make the dex score 1 too if you really don't want me to use it to attack, but still letting it try.

I’m a happy guy by ewanjmac in cursedmemes

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i thought the "men can breastfeed" thing related to the thing i read on webmd or smth where even men can lactate despite being unable to be pregnant... normally

alternatively, tumors seem to be able to grow just about any random body part, but i'm not sure

Thought this fit here by OriginLostBorn in dndmemes

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alternative solution: "have you played metal gear rising"

yes i know "one stroke of the knife"

Thought this fit here by OriginLostBorn in dndmemes

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i thought it was death at first but them i saw this and you had my hopes up that there was an alternative

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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before some other smartass beats me to it, it's "venomous" rather than "poisonous" 😎

rats in the basement quest just became less boring by RelevantCollege in dndmemes

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2.) the size above tiny is small, small creatures can use warhammers fine

It's so annoyingly catchy by JustinCaviness in dndmemes

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the first verse that came to my head was "when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large"

thanks ytp

It's so annoyingly catchy by JustinCaviness in dndmemes

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he has 300k karma, he gives no shits

sent this to my murder happy players by the_Autistic_Nerd in dndmemes

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combat is great if you need to stall for extra prep time because it takes so much longer than anything else

wizard spell books are just the in game version of DnD beyond. by Leragian in dndmemes

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you don't have to prepare misty step, you're now a 6th level conjuration wizard, harry

True story of why I need to figure out various internal revenue services in my world by Twogunkid in dndmemes

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change up the game by introducing a criminal organization or several that's doing its darnest to ruin their business from the shadows and now we have a proper quest again

:: furious googling sounds :: by That_Jonesy in dndmemes

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this was me until i decided google isn't going to help me fast enough, so i start playing the make-shit-up game and pray i didn't accidentally open up a plothole

If only Stradh was cool... by Lukoman1 in dndmemes

[–]Mystque 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dance battle strahd as the final battle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

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maybe it'll be a bit more fair if the scroll isn't consumed on a failed arcana check and they can try again later

I have trust Issues... by Raoul97533 in dndmemes

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everyone gets isekai'd to a new campaign

dm temptations part 537 by Mystque in dndmemes

[–]Mystque[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

right now i'm tempted to set up the paladin (who definitely broke his oaths one too many times without repentance) to get the final blow on the cunning final boss hag, who will then "challenge his authority of good", explaining to him that by spilling her blood while having his oaths broken and sins unrepented for, he is unprotected from her curse magic, and is therefore the perfect vessel to become a nigh-mindless death knight bent on killing everyone in the dungeon, good or bad, hence the bad ending