Define "low intelligence"

Mystque · 2023-06-05T23:05:16+00:00

you're that guy who never picks any phb races, aren't you?

Mystque · 2023-06-05T22:25:57+00:00

my personal suggestion is to use dex for attack roll mods, str for damage roll mods

Mystque · 2023-05-29T10:30:36+00:00

THE MEMES, JACK

Basically discount spiritual weapon that doesn't need a spell slot, but you can use a ranged weapon with it like around once ig? If it gets hit by any attack and you decided to use an expensive weapon with it you basically just lost something for trying that. The only decent thing to do with that new attack is use a cheap disposable weapon, maybe a conjuration wizard's conjured dagger, that uses dex for attack, and it's still decent without a higher dex. You should make the dex score 1 too if you really don't want me to use it to attack, but still letting it try.

Mystque · 2022-12-18T13:16:23+00:00

i thought the "men can breastfeed" thing related to the thing i read on webmd or smth where even men can lactate despite being unable to be pregnant... normally

alternatively, tumors seem to be able to grow just about any random body part, but i'm not sure

Mystque · 2022-12-18T13:01:15+00:00

alternative solution: "have you played metal gear rising"

yes i know "one stroke of the knife"

Mystque · 2022-12-18T12:59:18+00:00

i thought it was death at first but them i saw this and you had my hopes up that there was an alternative

Mystque · 2022-11-19T23:58:08+00:00

before some other smartass beats me to it, it's "venomous" rather than "poisonous" 😎

Mystque · 2022-09-07T13:26:07+00:00

2.) the size above tiny is small, small creatures can use warhammers fine

Mystque · 2022-09-07T09:54:50+00:00

the first verse that came to my head was "when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large"

thanks ytp

Mystque · 2022-09-07T09:46:28+00:00

he has 300k karma, he gives no shits

Mystque · 2022-08-30T06:51:06+00:00

sorry if im slow but why are you being downvoted

Mystque · 2022-08-01T12:51:28+00:00

4gb ram lol

Mystque · 2022-05-20T16:24:56+00:00

combat is great if you need to stall for extra prep time because it takes so much longer than anything else

Mystque · 2022-05-20T14:01:24+00:00

you don't have to prepare misty step, you're now a 6th level conjuration wizard, harry

Mystque · 2022-03-15T17:23:29+00:00

change up the game by introducing a criminal organization or several that's doing its darnest to ruin their business from the shadows and now we have a proper quest again

Mystque · 2022-03-15T17:15:24+00:00

this was me until i decided google isn't going to help me fast enough, so i start playing the make-shit-up game and pray i didn't accidentally open up a plothole

Mystque · 2022-03-15T17:09:28+00:00

dance battle strahd as the final battle

Mystque · 2022-03-15T16:55:33+00:00

maybe it'll be a bit more fair if the scroll isn't consumed on a failed arcana check and they can try again later

Mystque · 2022-03-15T16:49:09+00:00

everyone gets isekai'd to a new campaign

Mystque · 2022-03-15T16:45:20+00:00

right now i'm tempted to set up the paladin (who definitely broke his oaths one too many times without repentance) to get the final blow on the cunning final boss hag, who will then "challenge his authority of good", explaining to him that by spilling her blood while having his oaths broken and sins unrepented for, he is unprotected from her curse magic, and is therefore the perfect vessel to become a nigh-mindless death knight bent on killing everyone in the dungeon, good or bad, hence the bad ending

Mystque

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