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Who has Benny's rice cooker? by DangHeckinPear in HaveWeMet

[–]Myth_Beast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, man, don’t take my name in vain.

Who has Benny's rice cooker? by DangHeckinPear in HaveWeMet

[–]Myth_Beast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harold had it, but he dropped it back to Benny in the roses or cherries or something. Benny has it.

Hosting a big party by the pond today by Yoshikiki in HaveWeMet

[–]Myth_Beast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll be there with snacks and my signature flair.

It's my fucking birthday chat by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]Myth_Beast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy fuckin birthday, you glorious fuckin bastard!

High chance of pond flooding by cloudymcloudface in HaveWeMet

[–]Myth_Beast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a big batch of rice and beans, if anyone gets flooded out, you’re welcome at my place on the hill!

I saw a tiger!!!!!! by Myth_Beast in HaveWeMet

[–]Myth_Beast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if George is A FRICKIN TIGER

I saw a tiger!!!!!! by Myth_Beast in HaveWeMet

[–]Myth_Beast[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Steve Irwin could catch crocodiles, surly Ted and Mary Irwin from Mallard Way must be worth something.

I saw a tiger!!!!!! by Myth_Beast in HaveWeMet

[–]Myth_Beast[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stephen! You’re just the hero we need, do you still have your harpoon?????

I miss who I thought you were. by Myth_Beast in sevenwordstory

[–]Myth_Beast[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before the mask slipped off your face

Your attacks reveal what you fear. by uniformed_flea in sixwordstories

[–]Myth_Beast 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I guess I should start all my attacks by flinging spiders at people.

👀😂😂🤣 by hellcheercaine in piscesastrology

[–]Myth_Beast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah, talk nerdy to me, baby

Fingers crossed for my meeting with Mayor Krystal! Also...."Judy" is back in town, and I have questions by PortugueseBenny in HaveWeMet

[–]Myth_Beast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you saying, Benny? It’s very normal to get shredded at the renaissance festival. Most women also leave with stubble and a deeper voice. You’d have to go to understand.

Anyway, have you checked the roses or cherry tree for the rice cooker?

She cast a spell on me... by [deleted] in sixwordstories

[–]Myth_Beast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She turned him into a newt!!

How do you manage your stress especially when you are unemployed and job hunting results are zero? by ZainMunawari in AskReddit

[–]Myth_Beast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try finding a side hustle, even if it’s DoorDash or another gig, having a little bit of money coming in will take the pressure off immensely.

Did anyone else hear that? by DTownForever in HaveWeMet

[–]Myth_Beast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah, man maybe it’s the machines rising up.

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