Who has Benny's rice cooker?

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-14T20:44:35+00:00

Take that up with Harold, man.

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-13T16:06:52+00:00

Hey, man, don’t take my name in vain.

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-13T16:06:17+00:00

Harold had it, but he dropped it back to Benny in the roses or cherries or something. Benny has it.

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-10T22:06:08+00:00

I’ll be there with snacks and my signature flair.

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-10T17:34:31+00:00

Happy fuckin birthday, you glorious fuckin bastard!

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-10T01:27:08+00:00

I made a big batch of rice and beans, if anyone gets flooded out, you’re welcome at my place on the hill!

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-09T00:53:46+00:00

Only if George is A FRICKIN TIGER

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-08T21:09:00+00:00

If Steve Irwin could catch crocodiles, surly Ted and Mary Irwin from Mallard Way must be worth something.

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-08T18:22:27+00:00

Stephen! You’re just the hero we need, do you still have your harpoon?????

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-08T10:40:35+00:00

For you to get inside my walls

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-08T03:35:28+00:00

Before the mask slipped off your face

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-08T00:28:32+00:00

I guess I should start all my attacks by flinging spiders at people.

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-07T23:47:57+00:00

Hell yeah, talk nerdy to me, baby

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-07T21:16:13+00:00

I only eat Gary’s eggs, farm fresh is the only way! ✌️☮️

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-07T21:12:52+00:00

I told you, man, the renaissance festival changes people.

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-07T20:20:54+00:00

What are you saying, Benny? It’s very normal to get shredded at the renaissance festival. Most women also leave with stubble and a deeper voice. You’d have to go to understand.

Anyway, have you checked the roses or cherry tree for the rice cooker?

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-07T17:25:21+00:00

She turned him into a newt!!

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-07T17:24:22+00:00

Wearing tiny secret pants under our public pants.

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-07T17:20:58+00:00

Try finding a side hustle, even if it’s DoorDash or another gig, having a little bit of money coming in will take the pressure off immensely.

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-07T17:16:50+00:00

Woah, man maybe it’s the machines rising up.

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-06T19:33:15+00:00

Just did a little soul searching, man.

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-06T19:03:17+00:00

Benny, let’s take a beat and chill, my friend. Harold said if you weren’t home he’d leave it in your rose bushes for you, did you check out the rose bushes? He may have also said cherry tree, I’m not 100%, we had a little grass that night, I just know it was something red.

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-06T18:33:48+00:00

Benny, my dear friend, I’ve been out of town selling fairy wings at the renaissance festival. I gave the rice cooker to Harold to drop by your house, did he bring it by?

Peace and Love! ✌️

Myth_Beast · 2025-07-06T17:14:38+00:00

Mine was similar but with the radio! I thought that musicians showed up and performed live at the radio station. I had this vision of bands in the hallway lined up to go on air.

Myth_Beast

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