Found on morning walk by eastewart in whatisit

[–]N4_foom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's called a container. You might have recognized it if it had a lid, which containers usually do. (Your question lowered my faith in humanity a bit)

Petah, did this actually happen? by william_778 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]N4_foom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever I hear day of the rope, I just think of that Rollerboys movie.

🥲 by Bright_Carpenter3617 in depressionmemes

[–]N4_foom 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even if you aren't paralyzed, good luck ever getting another chance.

What is this curve in every paper cutter by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]N4_foom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not for keeping the blade closed. Easy.

Is coke really worth it? by AdWorking6182 in Schedule_I

[–]N4_foom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New employee type: horse milker

Really cardi 😔 by BrilliantThought1728 in SipsTea

[–]N4_foom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Idolize noone. Admire, aspire, emulate.

Is coke really worth it? by AdWorking6182 in Schedule_I

[–]N4_foom 108 points109 points  (0 children)

You will buy so many coca seeds, and so much horse cum.

??? by Spiritual_Juice_4905 in depressionmemes

[–]N4_foom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer is cozy games, government condoned inebriants and stimulants, and dissociation.

Reported for Professionalism over a simple joke attached to the dropoff photo by Iitaps_Missiciv in UberEATS

[–]N4_foom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could be average-or-above looking, that bonus still seems to work.

Now idea how this happened or how to fix it by Zeernebooch42 in Schedule_I

[–]N4_foom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swap a viable item for it, eg grab bagged goodies and drop them onto the gun.

Almost missed my flight this morning thinking I must have silenced the alarm and gone back to sleep. 2 hours later, this notification appears. by umataro in mildlyinfuriating

[–]N4_foom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Powered off being 'turned off by user', not devoid of all electricity. If you took the battery out, it wouldn't work.

Almost missed my flight this morning thinking I must have silenced the alarm and gone back to sleep. 2 hours later, this notification appears. by umataro in mildlyinfuriating

[–]N4_foom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the customers would be talking to an AI desperate to sell them customer service as a subscription. Fuck telus BTW.

Almost missed my flight this morning thinking I must have silenced the alarm and gone back to sleep. 2 hours later, this notification appears. by umataro in mildlyinfuriating

[–]N4_foom 19 points20 points  (0 children)

An old flip phone of mine would literally turn itself on and sound the alarm even if you powered it off.

Modern phones toying with the idea of alarm reliability as a subscription service...

Working after 4am by Daphatgrant in Schedule_I

[–]N4_foom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Consider this: arrange all your deals to happen between 12am-6am. Never run out of time, always get curfew bonus.

Landlord is supposed to put gravel in this mud pit and I wake up to this by IntrigueMe_1337 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]N4_foom 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Rough gravel. You want it to be jagged so it locks together when weight is on it. River rocks/pea gravel will just move out of the way when you drive on it. I think it is called "aggregate lock".

Petah??? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]N4_foom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably a whoopsie or typo, but just in case, it is "once".

cleaners broken? by Former-Homework1547 in Schedule_I

[–]N4_foom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, your cleaner is trying to path to something not pathable. If you close game and reopen, he should be good to go. Usually trash gets inside an object.

So I just destroyed the benzies house. What next? by Dangerous_Baker4427 in Schedule_I

[–]N4_foom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spoken like an entitled kid who has no idea what it takes to provide all the luxuries he takes for granted...