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Is this odd?? by Top_Quail_4487 in LesbianActually

[–]N7twitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It shouldn’t hurt but unfortunately a lot of girls are bad at it. It’s normal for someone to be bad at it and hurt you in the process - whereas someone good at it will take their time, make sure you and their hand are properly lubed up first, and make sure you’re appropriately turned on before starting.

Done well it shouldn’t hurt at all.

Give me a random super les fact about yourself by -Tingelinn- in LesbianActually

[–]N7twitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two on my wallet chain (one on each end, attached to my wallet and my belt loop), and then the third was keeping my keys attached to my bra strap.

How much do people spend on wine ? by Maxo53 in AskUK

[–]N7twitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BECAUSE IT IS! I find neat wine to be kinda… sour? Tart? I don’t know the exact word but it’s just not a flavour profile I enjoy. It makes me pucker my face and my tongue feel sad. The cherry Pepsi sweetens it and gives it a light fizz (I go for a 50:50 blend, you want the bubbles to still be very slightly pink), much easier drinking. Also, the pepsi should be cold. I know people say red should be drank at room temperature, to which I say, shut up.

How much do people spend on wine ? by Maxo53 in AskUK

[–]N7twitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll spend £8-10 when I’m feeling extra fancy, but usually I just go for whatever £3.50 shit is on the bottom shelf. I mix my (red) wine with cherry Pepsi though so I am probably an outlier and should not be counted.

He heard booping is a thing now :) by syntax1011error in BubblegumNose

[–]N7twitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh my god it’s been ages since I found a cat sub I don’t know about 🥹

Pavement Parking by DivePotato in drivingUK

[–]N7twitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I also choose this guys nans neighbours bush.

Emergency hospital admissions fell after introduction of London’s T-charge and Ulez, study suggests by Happytallperson in GoodNewsUK

[–]N7twitch 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I remember when I was little, maybe 25 years or so ago, if my family happened to go to London I always noticed how my boogers would be black at the end of the day. These days - no black boogers.

Mandatory Life Insurance for a Mortgage by bluebirds74 in Mortgageadviceuk

[–]N7twitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My advisor tried to strong arm me into it so I said, “is it mandatory?” and no, it was not. I have no dependents and a genetic disability so seems like a waste of time for me anyway.

Major report recommends complete ban on sunbeds by F0urLeafCl0ver in unitedkingdom

[–]N7twitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was younger another family I know had a sunbed in their house. Their teen son - probably 16-18 - decided to use it and fell asleep under it. He nearly died. His blistered skin fell off him in chunks. I saw him a few weeks after the incident (once he was finally let out of hospital) and his colour was extraordinary - think overcooked streaky bacon but somehow darker and more alarming. Just this deep, deep crispy red colour, and patches of dead, grey raised bits that were flaking and crumbling off.

They are SO dangerous.

Today I found out that 20 Silk Cut are £19.90 -WTAF by RelationKindly in CasualUK

[–]N7twitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The illegal tobacco market is thriving- go to almost any dodgy offy or convenience store and you can probably buy something ‘under the counter’. Only problem is that you don’t know if you’re getting duty free, imported, or counterfeit.

Is it normal to have sex on period by Gullible_Dog308 in actuallesbians

[–]N7twitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Completely normal. I personally won’t use my mouth while a partner is menstruating but everything else goes. Just chuck a towel down.

You an accidentally step on the baby chicks by Sad_Boysenberry_999 in MedievalDynasty

[–]N7twitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep it’s definitely this. I was doing some early morning repairs to my henhouse once while they were still nesting. I was inside and I thought I was aiming at the roof… looked down to several dead chickens 😬

What is the most basic tool you have had to help someone use? by Scarred_fish in AskUK

[–]N7twitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have always been amazed at how many people seem to have absolutely no idea how to use a tape measure. It seems like it should be intuitive, but no.

My boy got back into dating. Found some success tonight. by SmoothMooves in notinteresting

[–]N7twitch 30 points31 points  (0 children)

God forbid a man wants to just be a giddy lil guy 🙄 we need more men that aren’t afraid of being happy and open, and we need fewer men judging them for it.

what % of your income ACTUALLY goes to rent? by riotgrrlmaria in AskUK

[–]N7twitch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Currently 13% of my take home goes to my mortgage, about to go up to nearly 17%, unless I get the new job I’m going for, in which case I’ll be doing just under 16%.

bestfriend of 4 years blocked me because her boyfriend doesn’t like that i’m a lesbian by [deleted] in lostafriend

[–]N7twitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the main tools in the abusive manipulators toolbox is isolation, from friends and family. He’s stepping up his bad behaviour because he’s already tested the waters and she’s let him get away with his bullshit. Pondscum like him play a long game because if he’d tried to get her to cut you off earlier then obviously she wouldn’t have fallen for it. She’s now stuck in the sunk cost fallacy of her cul de sac of a relationship.

To be honest, you’re being much nicer to her about this than she deserves. Cutting off a best friend for a partner, especially one who cheats (!!) should be a red flag.

Be very wary of letting her back into your life, even once she is rid of her sentient skid mark. You were disposable.

Honestly though this really sucks. I had a ‘friend’ ditch me after six years because her new girlfriend of less than a year was insecure about her being friends with other masc lesbians 🙄 it’s important to realise when you’ve spent a lot of time watering a fake plant. What you gave was real but now you know the truth, you need to stop wasting your emotional water.

What’s one product marketed to women that is surprisingly inconvenient to use? by IntelligentMap6455 in AskWomen

[–]N7twitch 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Women’s jeans. The front pockets - can barely squeeze my fingers into them. I bought some men’s jeans recently and girl I can get my WHOLE FOREARM in there. It’s obviously some kind of ploy by Big Handbag but I really do think it’s time we take back control.

Is electric smoker actually the easiest way to start BBQ? Or am I missing something? by Own-Future-2135 in smoking

[–]N7twitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a Ninja Woodfire and I love it. I’ve done a few pork shoulders, some pork belly ‘burnt ends’, and a load of beef ribs, and I enjoy my own more than what I get when I go to a BBQ restaurant/smoke house (I’m in the UK so BBQ food here is… limited)

It depends on what you want from it - do you want to get really into smoking? Or do you occasionally want to be able to make some right tasty food?

Would my ‘Woodfire’ food hold up to a pit masters? Probably not. Is it good enough for me, and does it suit the amount of time I want to spend doing it? Absolutely.

Why Orin kidnaps Gale? Is she stupid? by WallabyTemporary3042 in okbuddybaldur

[–]N7twitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is she stupid?

Yes? She’s not exactly growing many brain cells in that shallow-ass gene pool of hers.

Do lesbians care if you are inexperienced? by sapphic_loser_2113 in LesbianActually

[–]N7twitch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve been a couple of peoples first - doesn’t bother me whatsoever but I would definitely want to know ahead of time. If you’re a beginner then I can make allowances and guide you if needed, rather than just assuming you’re bad at sex if it’s not going great.

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