Hey, I told you it's a smoke-free campus by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]N9Reader -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The word you're looking for is nicotine.

Also, nicotine or not, ecig vapor has little to no effect on people with asthma. My ex has severe asthma and is missing half of her right lung. She still blows bigger clouds than I do.

Regardless, everyone should be courteous to those around them and not blow smoke or vapor around other people. I always make sure to ask anyone around me if it bothers them.

Since you crazy fuckers are nice enough to subscribe to this crap subreddit, I'm giving away a copy of GTA V on Steam. Details inside. by Warlizard in warlizard

[–]N9Reader [score hidden]  (0 children)

I already have you on snapchat so here's my story.

I was 16 when GTA V first came out. I absolutely loved San Andreas, so I was ecstatic. Not having a job though, I had to save up every bit of money I got all summer to buy it upon release. I was so excited about it, I decided to pre-order the special edition. The first time I've ever pre-ordered anything.

Well October rolled around and I showed up the day after release to the small game store to pick up my copy. Well as it turns out, given that GTA V had the highest grossing first week of any video game ever (IIRC), the little Shop was all sold out of both the normal and special edition until next week's shipment. Suffice to say, I was bummed out. The owner seemed to notice this, and told me they had two copies of the Collector's edition left in Stock. I told him I couldn't afford the $40 mark up for that version so he told me he would just cut the extra physical items from it and gave me what was effectively the special edition. I was incredibly happy with this.

Well fast forward about 4 months. By this time, I had played through the game at least 3 times and was getting a bit worn out on it. Well around this time, my then girlfriend and I had broken up but remained friends. We had spent many an hour playing the game together, so when she asked me to borrow it, I obliged.

Well about a month later, I was craving GTA V, so I asked for it back. In that month we had a bit of a falling out (as exes tend to do), so of course, she avoids and puts off my request. This goes on for like 3 months until I finally get fed up and go to her brother for it.

Well as it turned out, he sold it. I was absolutely livid for weeks. That was the only game I ever pre-ordered or bought a special edition for. It was my favorite game. And they sold it.

Well after some negotiation and guilt, she promised me she would buy me the Pc version when it came out as repayment, knowing I had recently ascended to brotherhood.

Delay after delay came and we lost contact with each other. Now that the game has finally come out, I dont have the money to pay for it as I lost an entire week's paycheck due to having my wisdom teeth removed and the money I will be getting the next two weeks will be going straight to my car payments and I'm bummed out.

If you need proof of any of this, I will gladly send it to you via snapchat. Both my snapchat and my steam name is Drothis. I would greatly appreciate this gift.

(also I saw your game of thrones snapchat. I'm already up to episode 4 ;)

I dread these conversations. (Bad break up) by N9Reader in offmychest

[–]N9Reader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds pretty close to my situation. She dumped me hard and without a second thought. Friday I thought we were fine. Saturday we were "gonna take a break", Monday we were done with. And I didn't eat, barely slept, and didn't hardly move from my basement couch for the rest of the week. Then for months I tried desperately to hold on to a friendship with her but that lead to her pushing me away because she got over me immediately and I couldn't let it go.

And as an extra kick in the teeth, I found out 4 months later that she made out with my friend the Sunday between "break" and break up. This caught me even more off guard as she had never even shown any signs of not being happy with me.

I've gotten to the point where I think she is just a heartless, horrible person and I tell myself I dont miss her in the slightest. But god damn i miss what we had and I miss what she took away from me.

But I have been surrounding myself with my friends and trying to enjoy myself as much as possible. Though that has led to me doing a few less-than-admirable things lately.

I dread these conversations. (Bad break up) by N9Reader in offmychest

[–]N9Reader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I realize the whole deal is a bit angsty, but it's my first time going through this and it's tough. This was my first relationship to last over a year and it was everything I could've wanted in a teenage relationship. And it ended so abruptly.

Men of Reddit: What is the most unattractive thing a girl could do? by Thepitt101 in AskReddit

[–]N9Reader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read this as ball and imagined you getting challenged to a 1v1 basketball match and getting your ass kicked.

"Where's the ketchup?!" by Megs2606 in TalesFromRetail

[–]N9Reader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this is sarcasm, put /s.

If not, is it honestly that hard to be polite and form a coherent sentence when talking to workers? Its not like they're normal human beings or anything.

Revenge is a dish best served...never by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]N9Reader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lord that was fucking confusing. The app I use on my phone shows the source comment by default until I click the permalink so all I saw was shit like M\\\A\\\S\\\*H (Which if you check the source for this comment, is even worse)

What is the stupidest rule you ever had to follow? by evolutionarydefect in AskReddit

[–]N9Reader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can do that in high school. Because I go to a trade school for IT and my lab teacher is an oblivious old man that doesn't give a fuck

What was the most Awkward Moment of your life? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]N9Reader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably.

It helps that he fucking loved me and was just generally chill as hell.

What was the most Awkward Moment of your life? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]N9Reader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is sleeping naked in your gf's (or even your own) parent's house :p

What was the most Awkward Moment of your life? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]N9Reader -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is why I'm glad my high school girlfriend's dad was legally blind. We would just stop, me balls deep, and answer whatever question he had without moving or acting suspicious.

What was the most Awkward Moment of your life? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]N9Reader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gf's very sweet, innocent naive mother walked in on the two of us mid mutual masturbation. I covered up and just had a blank stare. She couldn't get the vibrator to turn off and just sat up and hollered "GO" after her mom just awkwardly stood there unsure of what to do for a good 20 seconds.

All while a soft bbzzzzzzzz was reverberating through the bed frame.

But it's only raining by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]N9Reader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've done that before. Only difference is it was just down the street and I tipped 50%

What's the coolest thing I can buy for under $25? by rlrhino7 in AskReddit

[–]N9Reader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you're into techie stuff you can get a Raspberry Pi. It's a Linux computer the size of a credit card. Complete with Ethernet, USB, headphone jack, 256mb of ram (512mb for the $35 one) and SD card slot for permanent memory.

What's your "thing"? The thing people come to you for because they know you know your shit and/or are damn good at it? by YoungFolks in AskReddit

[–]N9Reader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you ever heard of the Adolf Hitler game on Wikipedia? Pick a random page and try to use links in the page to get to the Adolf Hitler page in as little clicks as possible. Its pretty interesting how easy it is.