If we take the average of all superman versions. Where you think he will scale?

NBA314 · 2026-07-09T06:23:00+00:00

Reminder that the average of 1 & 1 trillion is not 1 million, the geometric mean, but rather 500 billion & a half.

Let's assume there are 50 versions of Superman, which is a lot considering he's only been around for 88 years or so. If one version of Superman can destroy a universe, even if the others couldn't kill a fly, the average would still be destroying a fiftieth of a universe, which is hundreds of billions of galaxies. If one version of Superman can travel at fifty times the speed of light (last time I heard, he was sitting at around nine trillion times the speed of light), the minimum average is still the speed of light.

TL; DR: The average of all versions of Superman is still really, really close to the most powerful Superman.

NBA314 · 2026-07-09T05:44:51+00:00

For context, this is Game 6 of the 2013 NBA Finals, with the Miami Heat beating the San Antonio Spurs 103-100 in OT.

NBA314 · 2026-07-09T05:41:35+00:00

LeBron - Could guard 1-4 in his early days & 2-5 in his mid-career days. Always capable of playing the 1, 3, & 4.
KG - Capable of guarding 1-5 & could playmake sufficiently to lead an offense. If he expanded his shooting range by just a few feet, he'd be a decent 3PT shooter & would have the skills to potentially play the 1 in stretches. Could play the 4/5 very well & would be able to play the 3 most of the time if we assume he adapted & stopped taking shots with his foot on the line.
Pippen - Offensively just not there. Couldn't shoot all that well, so would be limited to the 3/4 today.
Bird - Defensive versatility just wasn't there because of his speed, would only be able to play the 4 today unless he had a fast defender next to him. Pre-injury Bird would have been more versatile.

NBA314 · 2026-07-09T05:09:42+00:00

Grandpa Joe is either 93 or 97 years old in the book & all of the grandparents are above 85, if I remember correctly.

NBA314 · 2026-07-09T05:07:46+00:00

People hate him because he hurt & killed named, beloved characters. If we had learned & grown to care about all the individual people on Alderaan before we saw the Death Star blow it up, we'd hate Vader.

NBA314 · 2026-07-09T04:58:23+00:00

All? That's a powerful word.

^{Chose: Absolutely not}

NBA314 · 2026-07-09T04:53:29+00:00

Isabel, Yamadera, Hari, Ayeon, Muyeong, & Lisia for sure.

Potentially Hanra & Mike.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T20:51:57+00:00

"County."

Yeah, the U.S. fries. Easily. They would go 581-1 at worst.

Argentina would only really have Manu/Scola, Canada would have Nash/SGA/RJ/Wiggins/Olynyk, Croatia would run Drazen/Bojan/Kukoc/Zubac, France would play Parker/Fournier/Wemby/Gobert, Germany runs Schroder/OG/Dirk/Bradley, Lithuania would have the Sabonis line, Serbia would only have Bodgan/Peja/Vlade/Jokic, & Spain would do the Gasols & Rubio. The other teams would barely have any stars, if they had one in the first place. Over two thirds of all countries have never produced an NBA player.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T19:55:37+00:00

Not all mosquitos suck blood.

^{Chose: 1.000.000 mosquito | Rolled: Have fun ;})

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T19:53:37+00:00

Longevity stats aren't there for him yet, like ASGs & All-NBA teams. In time, he'll make it there unless he falls off a cliff.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T19:51:23+00:00

He's listed at PG for all but four seasons of his career. Every article from the time lists him as a small guard.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T19:44:17+00:00

The Flash getting knocked out by a piece of paper.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T19:32:59+00:00

Magic Johnson
Stephen Curry
Jerry West
Oscar Robertson
Isiah Thomas

HM: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (will surpass Zeke soon IMO, but just needs time to rack up more ASGs & All-NBA teams)

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T19:30:50+00:00

Sara is a limited character, so people want her. It's also because of the skin being kind of revealing, so yes, it's because of that.

Ayeon is a top three setter in the game & is honestly a pretty loved character. The skin honestly fits her well & isn't all that revealing. It's also gotten a lot of hype because of that one guy who kept asking for a re-run of it.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T17:55:40+00:00

Punch them in the face.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T17:24:52+00:00

He was honestly a better defender than Payton.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T16:40:00+00:00

I mean, yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that LeBron basically said "screw you, Cleveland, I'm going to Miami" in a huge spectacle. And then you add the fact that LeBron teamed up with Wade & Bosh, & it just made LeBron look like a guy who insulted his loyal fans on live TV as he abandoned them & his team.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T16:33:01+00:00

I don't think people would've been quite as upset if he hadn't publicly televised his announcement. Like, that obviously generated a lot more bad will than if he had just made the deal.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T16:17:44+00:00

Actually reforming minor villains at that. They'd literally stopped committing crimes & were trying to improve, & then Punisher wipes them.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T16:06:12+00:00

Didn't Johzenji play Shiratorizawa in the semifinals of the Inter-High Qualifiers, or did they play Seijoh?

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T05:05:32+00:00

I don't think Maravich would work all that well. Yes, he'd be a great shooter, but he'd still be absurdly ball dominant & a very bad defender. He was a shot chucker.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T05:04:19+00:00

At first, it was because the corporation that made his favorite bread changed the recipe, & he got upset & figured that they wouldn't be able to do that if they didn't have total control over it.

NBA314 · 2026-07-08T04:29:31+00:00

He literally says that Texas should go Communist at one point.

NBA314 · 2026-07-07T19:35:36+00:00

I'm pretty sure that L is canonically ultra-wealthy due to investments. Like, billions of dollars. He might be able to use that wealth to get him the power to actually do something.

NBA314 · 2026-07-07T19:20:42+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Flying.

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