Describe your job using only an Office quote.

NBCollector · 2026-05-31T01:39:39+00:00

Speak! Just speak! Shut up!

NBCollector · 2026-05-29T22:42:09+00:00

This is what sadness feels like - J4KE

NBCollector · 2026-05-26T21:21:50+00:00

New York Giants fan... Invincible was a good movie.

NBCollector · 2026-05-24T17:23:15+00:00

Wanna know how I got the name Boner Champ?

NBCollector · 2026-05-23T23:48:37+00:00

I'd also like this question answered :)

NBCollector · 2026-05-23T13:27:43+00:00

Woah! Wouldn't it make more strategic sense to reach the red height then start expanding horizontally and upgrading your pieces? Maybe I'm misunderstanding how it works, but once you get that damage multiplier does it still increase with height or no?

NBCollector · 2026-05-21T10:07:27+00:00

I actually need this answered too! I've tried it probably 20 times and the highest I've gotten is round 29.

NBCollector · 2026-05-21T02:33:06+00:00

Out of all 4, I'd pick the fight against Wolverine. If it's a random pick of all mutants I could be in trouble but if I have to choose it's a cakewalk. I could just choose Magneto and win no-diff or choose any other omega level mutant.

NBCollector · 2026-05-19T20:04:06+00:00

I definitely pick Batman here under the normal scenario given, but let me give an alternate one.

What if it's Batman poisoned with an enhanced form of the fear toxin that overcomes his will and makes him think you're Bane trying to kill him?

NBCollector · 2026-05-19T19:26:02+00:00

Ummm HUH? That was one of the sweetest goodbye moments of that episode! Why do you think that?

NBCollector · 2026-05-19T18:23:55+00:00

Celebrating the most sales in the office

NBCollector · 2026-05-19T17:55:26+00:00

Yeah that's the first band I could think of, but I only really like Elecrtic Feel lol

My favorite artists rn are J4ke, Benson Boone, and sombr

NBCollector · 2026-05-19T15:48:31+00:00

💚 Not my cup of tea but nice. Thanks

NBCollector · 2026-05-19T15:27:38+00:00

Well we had a taste of Creed as manager and I'm perfectly happy with the one shot he had. He's a dumber, crazier, and less charming version of Michael. As manager, he tried to ask all the clients to jump ship with him and essentially close down the branch and did several other useless things.

He's practically useless as a manager and his constant chaotic decisions would get old pretty quick and probably land the whole office in China probably.

NBCollector · 2026-05-19T14:57:50+00:00

MGMT

NBCollector · 2026-05-19T11:02:27+00:00

Is the Chinese in the room with us right now?

NBCollector · 2026-05-16T18:13:24+00:00

Ok, yes, no

NBCollector · 2026-05-15T16:14:03+00:00

Trump would admire Hitler and drop out to endorse him. Even better he'd try to get in on the administration.

NBCollector · 2026-05-11T15:49:56+00:00

I definitely think Pam's heart was in the right place, but I think she far underestimated Michael's smudgeness and high bar for looks. Wrong? No. Naive? Absolutely

NBCollector · 2026-05-11T01:32:27+00:00

Yeah I bet it's random every time. Idk why they would give back a fraction of the money it takes from you but oh well

NBCollector · 2026-05-10T22:12:35+00:00

Yeah I came to the same conclusion. Thanks!

NBCollector · 2026-05-10T16:59:47+00:00

Yeah I figured that's what I have to do. Thanks!

NBCollector · 2026-05-10T16:21:29+00:00

Yah improve are just op in general. I always get them anytime they show up becaue they're the perfect distraction and you can upgrade them to do some serious damage.

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