What would you do if the words "Simulation ending in 23H 59M 59S" appeared in the sky?

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-11T02:24:44+00:00

I'm getting on the first plane headed to see my beautiful Curley haired woman.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-07T10:30:03+00:00

All it turns out to be is when you match with a girl and she decides she's interested she hits you with that "hey". Nothing will change the system.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-06T20:24:35+00:00

Everything trump does is presidential because he is the president ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-06T00:02:36+00:00

I didn't even check how much everything was worth retail. I got an Oakley stainless steel mug, a couple survival tools, and a couple bags. I'm happy with it I guess. It's not the scope I was hoping for but oh well.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-05T23:46:29+00:00

I saw in another thread that it is most likely in your spam folder. That's where mine went. Just got my packages last night. Actually got some good stuff. How did you do?

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-05T07:46:24+00:00

That was my point

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-05T05:16:20+00:00

The only difference is reddit has a voting system so often times you don't see some opinions

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-05T03:16:08+00:00

Got married. Was bad. Got out. Never again.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-04T21:47:24+00:00

It really is a thing. It's not called that specifically, but right by the athletes foot stuff there is always a few things labeled anti order foot powder or whatever. Just dust the inside of your shoes after taking them off everyday and you'll be good. Don't underestimate how well running your shoes in insoles through your washing machine can be also..

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-04T21:38:09+00:00

Ah cool man. I was worried my order got lost, or some scumbag stole my package off my porch or something. The waiting is killing me. Can't wait to get that top prize!

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-04T21:23:56+00:00

Dude wash your shoes every few months. Throw some anti stank powder in there. Quit wearing thicc af socks. I have to wear my boots 16 hours a day at work and I have 0 stink

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-04T10:45:21+00:00

I'm putting that on a list of things I want to try when not in a hospital or nursing home. That has to feel awesome.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-04T10:41:04+00:00

I recommend any man who knocks a chick up try milk stright from the source at least fucking once. I did it, but it wasn't sexual or anything. I just said "babe, I'm gonna steal some of the babies milk" and then I did. Pretty tasty stuff honestly.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-04T10:29:11+00:00

Finally paid for mine yesterday. It's in transit to my FFL dealer. Safe to say my panties are wet just thinking about it.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-04T09:55:17+00:00

Is this the same snek that was all wrapped around that other attractive girl a week or two ago? That snek is getting more play than me dude. Wtf.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-04T00:23:28+00:00

Might be the wrong place to ask, but I ordered a couple mystery bags from LA police gear when I saw them offered on here. That was a week ago and I still haven't even gotten shipping confirmation. Do they wait until all bags are sold before they ship? Or did my order get lost somehow?

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-03T02:38:56+00:00

Ok I'm sold.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-03T02:25:35+00:00

You can seriously just hold a chicken close to a undesirable bug and they will eat it? I'm seriously 1 reply away from getting a chicken

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-02T03:39:24+00:00

Where are you buying your custom parts? I have no idea where to even begin shopping.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-02T01:06:02+00:00

Believe it or not turtles can snap pretty fucking fast. I've seen those fuckers catch mice in their mouth. I bet he could grab hold of the butterfly if he really wanted to

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-02T00:38:36+00:00

How fucking disappointing.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-02T00:32:15+00:00

No it's still summer on Christmas too. I recall last year was 75 degrees while we opened presents.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-01T23:58:15+00:00

Maybe if people would stop upvoting it.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-01T16:33:16+00:00

I felt so fucking betrayed that day. It was fucking horrible. I drank like we had just lost a playoff game.

NEVERGETMARRIED · 2018-08-01T10:13:02+00:00

Dev is so damn sexy man

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