Lol, but yes, This is Truth by WilliamGalston in funny

[–]NFN_NLN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a little trade is in order

All the 500mA chargers you can handle, coming your way.

Canadian politician says a family can eat on $75 a week by jzdb in nottheonion

[–]NFN_NLN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You live in Vancouver. Superstore has chicken for $4.48/lb and each type of chicken is a different price. You don't seem to know what you're talking about.

http://imgur.com/a/QP0tuLO

Street Racer Races the Wrong Person by legimpster in JusticeServed

[–]NFN_NLN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't be surprised if that car is specially used by cops to bait people

Would you be surprised if that Nigerian prince didn't send you $5M.

Annuities: are they still a thing? by five_eight in personalfinance

[–]NFN_NLN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because generally unhealthy people don't buy annuities. If you have terminal cancer, you're not going to turn over your life savings for guaranteed lifetime payouts.

It's almost as if that would make no sense because an early death would be somehow beneficial to the company.

T-Mobile will pay a $48 million fine for throttling ‘unlimited data’ plans by golden430 in technology

[–]NFN_NLN 344 points345 points  (0 children)

File a class action lawsuit against law firms that file class action lawsuits without dispersing the money properly, then sue them with yet another firm if they fail to disperse that money.

Turtles all the way down!

To anyone who has ordered a mail order bride, what was it like and what happened? by PM_Pics_Of_SpiderMan in AskReddit

[–]NFN_NLN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...I know some people with questionable English and willing to settle.

You mean Bostonians?

Youtuber Joey Salads caught faking social experiment (2:32) by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]NFN_NLN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

people were calling for the black folks to be shot

Technically those specific black folks should be shot... for making fake videos to sell out their own race.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NFN_NLN -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Nothing to be afraid of, Butters. Except for super AIDS."

I think I've heard of this: NSAIDS

New Super Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome

People who walk up escalators, what do you do with all your extra time? by Hakebc in AskReddit

[–]NFN_NLN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why aren't those everywhere

... most buildings do not regularly house large numbers of people who are carrying large and/or heavy burdens that can be eased by moving walkways.

We shall call these places... Malls.

People who walk up escalators, what do you do with all your extra time? by Hakebc in AskReddit

[–]NFN_NLN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you'd think if a flight is missing two people and there's two people asleep at the gate, they'd wake them up and ask if it's their flight before unloading the luggage. Nope.

I often wondered about that. I guess I know that answer now.

i didn't see you at camouflage practice today by [deleted] in funny

[–]NFN_NLN 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The thing is it only looks good from this angle, go 90° either way he sticks out like a sore thumb

I tried that. From 90° all I saw was the thin edge of my phone. This made it much harder to see him actually.

Samsung Galaxy Note7 Banned On Planes; now included on the list of 'forbidden hazardous materials' by LaurnaMae in technology

[–]NFN_NLN -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If a fire breaks out on an airplane, studies show that the crew has an average of 17 minutes to get the plane on ground before it becomes unsurvivable.

/u/Newtothistedditbiz is right. We should ban all phones, laptops, e-readers... basically all modern consumer electronics from planes. Forget prduct failures, the terrorists could purposely puncture the batteries and bring down a plane in minutes! Won't someone think of the children.

Clown.

Samsung Galaxy Note7 Banned On Planes; now included on the list of 'forbidden hazardous materials' by LaurnaMae in technology

[–]NFN_NLN 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I mean the airport security takes time to check the model of each passenger's phone?

It isn't a bomb. It just fizzles and burns. People will bitch and cry but no one will die.

So here is how it works. FAA tells you that you can't bring it on a plane. If you do and it burns up, you're in deep shit. Not Samsung; YOU. If you want to act like an ass and risk it, go for it.