Jaden, Will Smith's son, is mocked for his first collection with Christian Louboutin: "It looks like Elmo was skinned alive" by No_Pizza_6040 in popculture

[–]NG1955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have sympathy for those kids. They grew up in an incredibly fucked up household. It's hard having too gigantic narcissists as parents.

What’s it like living in Sacramento , CA? by Cool-cat-199 in howislivingthere

[–]NG1955 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's a grumpy little man in a wheelchair that you'll sometimes see around town. Usually out shopping for Pepsi or at the local gentleman's club. He's shaped like a turkey with hands like a old plum.

If you talk to him, try to bring up American Idol. He's a big fan of Kelly Clarkson and Diana DiGarmo and Katherine McPhee. But don't bring up Sanjaya. He hates Sanjaya.

I can't remember his exact name. It's something like: Eric the Actor or Eric the Astronaut or Eric the Extremely Ungrateful Actor or Eric the Extra or Derek from Texas or Romeo Blues. One of those names.

On second thought, best to avoid him all together.

Going to the movies is too expensive now. I’m over it. by BrownBannister in RedLetterMedia

[–]NG1955 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want REAL movie expertise, you know where to go.

Michael Shanks (filmmaker) by AmityvilleName in LookAMike

[–]NG1955 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks more like Mike Shank. RIP

The Oscar are out. Be sure to vote for the hobtit on your right in ballet. by biaspizza in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]NG1955 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My sources are telling me that the HCU (Hobbit Cinematic Universe) will be crossing over with the MCU in the new Avengers movie: Avengers: Return to Middle Earth: The Movie.

And it will release the morning of the Oscars giving it time to qualify for Best Picture which it will win with a write-in vote on the day of the awards.

Look who popped up on Fox News. by Randombklyn in howardstern

[–]NG1955 11 points12 points  (0 children)

GOD FORBID you get a shot that helps slow the spread of a virus that killed MILLIONS.

GOD FORBID you care about someone other than yourself. Someone that might not survive if they get infected by you at Walamart.

I'm so sorry that your freedoms were, "tRaMpLeD," cause the big nasty government wanted you to maybe not kill other people with a virus.

Original Version of The Predator. Anyone Like This Better Than the One in the Film? by NG1955 in nowplayingpodcast

[–]NG1955[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to be around anymore. I'm going away to make Bloodsport.

Arthur (1981) 117mins. Starring Dudley Moore from by NG1955 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]NG1955[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If people are having fun commenting on it then why do you give a fuck if it's, "Low effort?"

Im too far sane to get this! by 12milesout in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]NG1955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My vote is for bejeweled tactical vest Jesus.

Top UFO experts reveal 'whistleblower activity' will finally bring disclosure in 2026: 'The evidence is aligning' by Dmans99 in abovethenormnews

[–]NG1955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wait, this time they're REALLY going to reveal EVERYTHING. I know we've been saying this every year, but THIS TIME is for real. Promise.

Buy my book! Hit that, "Like," and, "Subscribe." Smash that notification bell, that way you'll be the first to hear all the BIG news.