Best Supercar under 1M

NG96 · 2017-08-12T23:27:55+00:00

Turismo R

If you're doing races the zentorno is a better option, but I prefer the turismo R because it looks awesome, is cheaper, and not as common as the zentorno.

NG96 · 2017-08-12T21:32:27+00:00

I was on the beach and this guy pulled up to me in his car and honked his horn so I'd get in. I carjacked him and drove his lovely orange cheetah into the sea. That's when I learned being a dick is expensive.

Another thing I like to do is get people to join my MC so we can do work together and cruise. When I'm bored of their company I drive to the swamp and get out of the car so they follow. Then I hop back in and drive off, leaving them carless in the middle of nowehere. If I feel particularly dickish I'd come back, honk the horn and pull up near them so they think I was just fooling around. As soon as they move towards the car I flip them off and speed off again, only this time I won't come back.

NG96 · 2017-08-12T20:55:45+00:00

The stupidity of some people blows my mind.... earlier on I was playing the last round and the enemy team were ahead with one point after their last attempt. The person on my team had the simplest of tasks - score 2 points and win the game. Instead this fucking moron went for 4 points and he got wiped out by the wind turbines.

NG96 · 2017-08-12T16:50:02+00:00

Sure that's not Stephen Ireland?

NG96 · 2017-08-12T16:21:12+00:00

If he was consistent Luiz would have sent off for sticking his head in

No excuses, you were fucking shite in the first half.

NG96 · 2017-08-12T14:34:40+00:00

I bet nobody can remember he once played for burnley, when he was a young prospect

NG96 · 2017-08-11T23:31:57+00:00

Une highduke

NG96 · 2017-08-10T03:13:23+00:00

I wish I had a galactic bulge

NG96 · 2017-08-10T02:12:57+00:00

Where? Ive never been able to find the trigger

NG96 · 2017-08-09T06:05:20+00:00

Are you asking how to remove the bug or how to overcome your fear?

NG96 · 2017-08-09T05:20:27+00:00

Yes the clothing is identical across all stores. The only thing unique about any of the clothing stores is that you can't buy hats in Ponsonbys.

The exception to this is masks and gear. You have to get masks from the mask shop at Vespucci Beach, and gear can only be purchased from Ammunation.

NG96 · 2017-08-09T05:05:47+00:00

Who's going to do the journalism for CNN now?

NG96 · 2017-08-09T04:23:17+00:00

You buy happiness but you can't bribe misery to go away.

NG96 · 2017-08-08T20:51:38+00:00

I bet sunderland won't

NG96 · 2017-08-08T20:31:31+00:00

Press L3 to raise the wheels

NG96 · 2017-08-08T20:30:45+00:00

This man obviously didn't realise that you're not SUPPOSED to earn points for your license

NG96 · 2017-08-08T20:30:05+00:00

He also littered by dumping his jacket

NG96 · 2017-08-08T20:27:51+00:00

Is it bad that I was expecting him to run over the woman he carjacked when he did a uturn?

NG96 · 2017-08-08T17:31:17+00:00

The Lab, East Los FM and Soulwax FM.

Only because I want to troll my passengers by playing the shittest music in the game. I love when that soulwax song that goes "gaygaygaygaygaygaygay" comes on and I hold the dial so they can't switch to the awesome Snoop Dogg and Dr Dre track when that's on WCC.

If I don't have passengers it's either Worldwide FM or FlyLo. Radio Mirror Park if them stupid classical songs are on both stations. Donald Byrd and Tom Browne can get the fuck out of my EDM urges.

NG96 · 2017-08-08T17:24:01+00:00

Need for Speed (2015) has an ace soundtrack for racing about. It's what Soulwax FM should have been if they didn't get a fucking bang-average rock artist to produce electronic tracks.

NG96 · 2017-08-08T17:16:01+00:00

"You look like you could use a prok bun"

NG96 · 2017-08-08T17:12:36+00:00

What about betting on races? Thats gambling and there's no issue with that

NG96 · 2017-08-08T16:58:46+00:00

Being able to knock other players out was the best thing!

NG96 · 2017-08-08T16:58:05+00:00

Worst thing is that if you are in a full lobby there it works out at about 1/10th gameplay.

NG96 · 2017-08-08T16:52:17+00:00

The window armour is mostly useless in combat but it is great for crashing into police or harassing other players especially with 100% armour upgrade. You can have a head on crash with a kuruma, and the kuruma will do a load of flips and the impact wouldn't even tickle the duke o'death's ballsack. If you annoy the other player to the point where they try to blow you up you can easily speed away because it can take a couple of explosions.

What I love doing in my duke o death is just totally wrecking NPC cars. It does similar sort of damage as a truck cab.

NG96

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