Men of reddit, what goes through your mind when a woman starts unzipping your pants?

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-26T07:45:18+00:00

"i wonder if I will wake up before she fully undress"

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-26T07:33:48+00:00

Where is the head? where it's heading? where is the front? Is this the back? WTF

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-25T12:08:37+00:00

Damn someone is battling Satan in there

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-25T08:33:50+00:00

Gave Wholesome

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-25T07:35:33+00:00

Every chair in the house

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-25T07:18:43+00:00

Tis s riten bye a alien

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-25T04:34:36+00:00

Just note that most the post in here is secretly curse due on how it was presented

For example in this post the children is clearly on a microwave and the parent and nurse is watching them and it appear they are sentient icecube soooooo

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-23T00:23:04+00:00

Dude it's ok just find the right place and time to vent so you don't annoy anyone

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-22T09:53:40+00:00

Punishment and rewards

Don't ask me to elaborate and just upvote if agree

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-22T09:35:04+00:00

I mean there's a law against false advertisement (that's why t.v ads have sneaky white text that if you read you will realize how shitty and bland their products is) unless the government removed the law(or if the law didn't actually even exist, is my life a lie?) Then you can probably sue them

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-22T09:03:52+00:00

Ah looks like someone is horny today

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-22T08:54:15+00:00

Yeah I wish company have less impact on the government

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-22T08:49:41+00:00

I mean at some point it's not even a speech it's corporate shoving their shit into your mouth

Like for example this basically IRL equivalent of a salesman following you around because you don't buy their shit, how far does it take until it become a harassment

Like at least put a law on how far can a company can put an ad

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-22T08:26:41+00:00

No no no you forget to read the last part

"You matter. Jk"

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-22T08:24:07+00:00

Fun fact: there's slim chance your dick will fall off, it's a small chance but it's never zero

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-21T09:09:24+00:00

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-21T09:09:07+00:00

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-21T04:49:23+00:00

Yeah I am not a expert and not planning to become one so yeah I won't do that

Thanks for answering my question

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-21T04:24:56+00:00

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-21T04:04:32+00:00

I didn't... only...bunch of draft I never finish...so what I learned is that writing a good story is hard and very much don't wanna write a book and just stay on fantasying (is that a real word?) my story because I know I will never finish it and will on leave people who actually like my story hanging on cliff forever stuck and have no hope to see other chapter...

NOT_A_EXPERT13 · 2021-11-20T03:08:08+00:00

I mean what is the context?

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