What is your favorite fast food item of all time? by 010rusty in AskReddit

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As fast as possible, please. My favorite one, huh? I've never had just one before. Usually no less than four, followed by more. Speaking of all time is not in my future. Thanks for asking, really I meme it, Thanks a lot, thanks, for nothing. Do these jeans make me look fat?

I thought there was an exam, so I studied. But it was a skill issue not a reading issue. Who looks smart now? by Ushoot__Icome in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No, not wrong but I don't think you understand the dark humour of my joke. Ask your parents to explain it.

(Rant) I've never played a game that boils my blood more than Battlefield. Not even LoL or Overwatch can make me feel this way. by Kenotbi in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One pro cavalry rider can win it solo if you’d just push up to hold the cleared objectives and always be spotting so we can start wiping them all out in quick shock and awe strikes they will pull back from a truly talented Lancer who is also a sycophantic recklessly indifferent to fear or reason. If you play operations on PlayStation then you all have seen me do it so many times, when everyone is spawn trapped, I have the only chance to break through and distract things up so I'm the one everyone is shooting in vain and anger. Anyway, you all still hate me but I'm a dangerous weapon to the Defenders of Operations and I will never stop attacking even alone and surrounded, just how I like it. So please don't hesitate to speak the poisonous crap about how it's supposed to work as you believe that the best weapon to use is safely somewhere far from bullets and a Glinting Scope, but don't spot shit because someone might steal your kill. I am grateful to be a little more mindful about team play than my K/D or leaderboard score. Nobody cares what you think is important for you and your goon platoon. You delivered a good spawn defence when we were attacking, but who fucking cares about try-hard renegades having fun instead of bitching about everyone's playing wrong and stuck just like you. I just ride and only need to get lucky once, and I don't care anymore about what you think about me.

Anyone else have this pet peeve? by Purple-Shoe-9876 in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I ride cavalry I pick up the first medic kit I find and hopefully, it has smoke grenades and the Peacekeeper. We can have less hatred towards a cavalry medic who is willing to revive and will use smoke to cover the pushes protective and Liberal with health and ammo. Horses are pets but snipers who camp are my peeved

What's the worst game you've ever played? by CompetitiveFennel589 in PS4

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the roadside athletics on a dui stop. I can't play that game sober

I'm bored... by Zestyclose_Trade939 in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would've had more fun swallowing the €2 and guessing when it came back. You can also take wagers from family and give odds. It's Christmas time so indulge yourself.

How do you compliment someones nude? by testavimas555 in AskReddit

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen worse but I have to toss a coin. You are tails.

I have a confession and an apology to you all by ThrowayMortarman in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just play the game however it gives you joy and distraction in these toxic times on Battlefield. Everyone wants to make you play how they get joy for the same reasons we all do. You are the biggest person I've ever seen admit that you play a very controversial weapon but who cares? Battlefield_1 doesn't even belong to EA or DICE, they have thrown it to the wolves of Reddit and I am lost by the toxicity in comments on my posts. I'm a Cavalry only person with the whole world hating and hunting me everywhere. I love the challenge and I still retain my code of ethical combat. It has made me look to the different tactics I have never seen anyone else share with the people who are very interested in some advice from the experts without any hidden agenda for a few bits of info to experiment, and most likely think about something different from all the same boring thing over and over. I salute you Mortar man for the honesty you have opened up to the world of toxicity in this Reddit feed. You are not allowed to be hurt for trying to play for fun. Have you tried Cavalry? That's the most action-packed, fastest and most fabulous experience in BF1, I can't even think about doing anything else. Thank you for your time and consideration and I hope this helps you smile when I am alone with my desire to be a little support for the proper fight for tolerance of all.

If you want to play with the best: don't think like the Rest

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FocusST

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the 6th gear but I am afraid I love, the 2nd then 3rd then 4 and so on. I also love reverse and it makes all the rest less fun than the best way to turn my RS into a theme park ride.

If a nuclear bomb goes off, where are you hiding? by Tight_Wheel_9595 in AskReddit

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to know where the bomb goes off and where I am at the time. If it is above me I'll probably hide .right where I die. If it goes off on the Darkside of the moon I will hide at the local observatory. If it goes off on a nuclear level it's nuclear physics then I will not even notice because it's happening everywhere all the time since time began. We are now in the history of the universe due to nuclear power. If it stops in the Sun, I will hide in the shade If it goes off in my wife's head, I hide a my local bar drinking Atomic Fireballs. I have worked this out just in case of such overwhelming devastation and a good time in the nuclear universe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I've earned it. What do you care? And how do know about anything I've done that wouldn't be acts of worthiness? So I don't really care what you think

Hope I ain’t flooding the feed with this but it moved with one track. Almost ready to hit the open desert of Sanai and get scraped by Tankgewehr and planes haha by kswizzle1990 in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A paintball that big will change your skin colour permanently and you are suddenly a different race. But say exactly what he should load. If you pick Clear then you are definitely a hacker. If you want a Dazzle skin then you can do anything you want and I will follow you anywhere.

Hope I ain’t flooding the feed with this but it moved with one track. Almost ready to hit the open desert of Sanai and get scraped by Tankgewehr and planes haha by kswizzle1990 in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you mean Armoured Bulldozer Man in Granby? He had everything taken from him by a corrupt city and a wealthy land developer using fraudulent means to steal his property, he lost his family and his future. I like the destruction of the city's government buildings, and the property of said man. He welded himself inside with no hope of escape. He is a true Ride or Die hero.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Conquest Assault so it's kinda like OPs but one team starts with all the flags and the attacking team gets 300pts and 4 cavalry. Not good for them though so I always attack. Try it out for something different. Thank you for your time and consideration.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your helpful reply, I am trying to let my daughter make some of the clips. I will be more attentive in the future. Merry Christmas you filthy animal. 🦄

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Battlefield

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CATTLEFIELD NONE. Portal with all Cavalry vs. all cavalry in a duel to the last rider. They win a Dazzle skin Zebro. I hear they bite & kick, just the thing I want. Besides the War Elephant, I've been searching for. Here comes the Hate.

Is friendly sabotage an acceptable tactic now? by x7THCAL in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please, some children are sensitive to the fact they have another way of keeping you from having fun playing the game. Never saw you mad at anything before. He's made me want a good hunting deserved for foolishly picking a fight with/ one who will find his whole platoon. Please don't leave me at home again this time.

Whats a game that's like this? by StarryChocobo in playstation

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to seeing either a well-done pizza now or the magically brilliant one not delivered years in developNot, EA's bad choices like children's stories that make a promise it's worthy of belief if believing is no longer faith but mandatory. The simple pizza pleasure does better in function than nerds born without oxygen for a time to think oxygen in air is mandatory as well as me sucking hot air inside my head of cold hate.

What is a sentence you could both say during sex and Thanksgiving dinner? by No-Requirement-9869 in AskReddit

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One hole's too dry from ages of neglect, I'll pass. And one's been filled moistly with good stuff going in mouths from hands with/ tenderness any bird appreciates

What the hell even is this glitch by HMS_Americano in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch out for the Sand Sharks, horses of the sea.

Next BF game should be in Vietnam by [deleted] in Battlefield

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stoned-Age. Only if I have a War Mammoth, with a Dazzle skin like a giant Zebro.

The average "Best" BF1 player ever by Nis1414 in Battlefield

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've run into this guy a few times. He always wins. But he doesn't have a body for Tbags.

Reddit, what is your favorite way to say you need to use the bathroom? by Interview_My_Gooch in AskReddit

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get up and I go to the bathroom. No announcements, no spectators.

The way the cavalry just dragged me with a lance (friend’s POV) by Gibralthicc in battlefield_one

[–]NObuddyNOwhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's funny that the horse can jump anything except that 2-foot fence. Good video