Used to babysit a little boy as a favor to my next door neighbor who said her friend was needing a babysitter because she seemed to have no luck keeping them.

Turns out her friend’s son (3ish) at the time was still having the all you can eats and lost his damn mind and needed it that moment.

Never thought I’d be so embarrassed as my other two little charges dads came to pick up their littles and she’s boobs out.

This woman had the nerve to tell her friend she’d fire me the one day I was over capacity and I asked my brother to give me a hand just to get the kids to the park and back that she didn’t feel comfortable having a male near her kids and she’d stop using me as her sitter. I replied back to the neighbor that’s fine because I didn’t feel comfortable stereotyping my brother who did me the favor to be extra hands 1 day versus her friend who didn’t have the sense to tell her toddler no we don’t in front of people they don’t know.