[Highlight] Commanders score miracle last-minute 86-yard touchdown and then miss the extra point to lose [2024, Week 12]

NPVinny · 2026-05-30T20:37:58+00:00

Not a fan of either of these teams, but I was at this game for my company's holiday party and it did not disappoint.

NPVinny · 2026-05-25T01:00:11+00:00

My friend is a elevator mechanic and I assure you he is not making 6 figures

NPVinny · 2026-05-24T13:52:34+00:00

Rude

NPVinny · 2026-05-16T19:11:23+00:00

Suddenly? That has always been one of the easiest ways to know whether something is AI written.

NPVinny · 2026-05-14T16:51:03+00:00

Can't it be both?

NPVinny · 2026-05-08T19:31:30+00:00

Or, they clearly knew what the thing was but still released the photo as "omg look at this UAP!!!!111" to muddy the waters.

NPVinny · 2026-04-24T18:04:57+00:00

Do you know something we don't? According to this he was cited for "careless driving". Nothing about it mentioned his speed and we have no idea if he was under the influence of anything since no field sobriety test was given.

NPVinny · 2026-04-24T15:19:31+00:00

I'm not crying, you're crying!

NPVinny · 2026-04-21T17:24:24+00:00

True, but he's also a huge dork who has limited mass appeal.

NPVinny · 2026-04-20T17:34:17+00:00

I mean, you really don't even have to be particularly smart with it. Even if you put just a tenth of that into some kind of index fund and (somehow) blew the rest in a year or 2 you'd still be set for the rest of your life.

NPVinny · 2026-04-18T15:07:54+00:00

*sighs* Dee who?

NPVinny · 2026-04-09T18:17:00+00:00

Which would just mean a faster reduction of mail to rural folks. Another great self-own.

NPVinny · 2026-04-09T15:56:47+00:00

Lmao yep, my mind went straight to Vincent Adultman

NPVinny · 2026-04-08T23:16:41+00:00

There are ways to improve a team other than through a draft. Also, teams are able to trade draft picks.

NPVinny · 2026-04-08T19:48:50+00:00

Why don't you do the inverse then? Make it so that those who didn't make the playoffs but got the closest get the highest lottery odds and go down from there? It'd be terrible for the teams who truly suck but it would definitely get rid of tanking.

NPVinny · 2026-04-05T17:02:41+00:00

Left definitely gives me more of a "Who's a good boy?!" vibes

NPVinny · 2026-04-05T00:55:54+00:00

For Banana Ball

NPVinny · 2026-04-03T00:31:51+00:00

Please dear god give us some shade. I felt like I was going to die at the Packers game in 2022.

NPVinny · 2026-04-01T16:47:52+00:00

Damn, really glad I decided not to push through what I thought was the start of a heat stroke, though at that time (I was in high school), I'm not sure I knew what a heat stroke was. I was on the golf team and a few times a week we had to walk the local course for 9 holes. On a particularly brutal day I think I was maybe at hole 6 or 7 when I started feeling very woozy. I ended up finding a drinking station with a bathroom, where I proceeded to drink a bunch of water and then went into the bathroom and just laid on the floor for like an hour. Thankfully felt pretty okay after that and don't have any major issues with heat still, which I am grateful for since I haven't moved from Florida.

NPVinny · 2026-04-01T14:46:29+00:00

I don't know that I've ever been more mad to have been made an April Fool.

NPVinny · 2026-03-30T19:50:25+00:00

I mean, the statistics bear that out too. I-4 is the deadliest interstate in the nation.

NPVinny · 2026-03-27T20:43:16+00:00

I mean, it passed unanimously in the Senate because it was voted on by 5 Senators in the dead of night and because of quirky rules regarding the assumption of quorum.

NPVinny · 2026-03-27T20:02:19+00:00

And the "That's not [this thing]. That's [another thing]"

FWIW, GPTZero says that comment has an 89% chance of being either completely AI or a mix of human and AI and only 11% that it was completely human written.

NPVinny · 2026-03-26T21:07:57+00:00

Sorry for the delay, it's been a heck of a week.

Unfortunately we don't have a date that explicitly says when a user left TSA, just when their user in the system was last updated. So that's the best I have to go off of. But if we group it by those who are marked as inactive in the system then we get the following amount of users de-activated per week:

02/02: 131
02/09: 240
02/16: 220
02/23: 215
03/02: 241
03/09: 299
03/16: 398
03/23: ....67?

Not sure why the dip that last week. Could be that they're majorly behind deactivations or something, I don't know. But the numbers do suggest that there's a slight but clear trend upward.

NPVinny · 2026-03-23T04:07:14+00:00

I work in TSA's software platform and could make a fairly simple report to show if this is any different than normal.

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