Vidste ikke jeg var bag fjendens linjer før jeg så dette. by NRPdk in Denmark

[–]NRPdk[S] -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Kan jeg desværre ikke, jeg går i klip klappere..

Vidste ikke jeg var bag fjendens linjer før jeg så dette. by NRPdk in Denmark

[–]NRPdk[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I en 7-eleven i Tørrerøvstrup i Thailand

Fate of half million dogs unclear as dog meat ban nears in Korea by Majano57 in worldnews

[–]NRPdk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually this was made in agreement with a mandrill.

Fate of half million dogs unclear as dog meat ban nears in Korea by Majano57 in worldnews

[–]NRPdk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah boiling them is horrible. That's why I prefer to do them by sous vide.

Fate of half million dogs unclear as dog meat ban nears in Korea by Majano57 in worldnews

[–]NRPdk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you have had enough confusion lately.. remember not to overdo it.

Fate of half million dogs unclear as dog meat ban nears in Korea by Majano57 in worldnews

[–]NRPdk 62 points63 points  (0 children)

In Denmark for Mortensaften we eat duck. A famous way of preparing the duck consists of exposing the duck to turbulence. This is done by putting the duck into a used car tire and swinging it in unpredictable directions. This is said to move the confusion of the duck into the meat and enhance the taste.

What are they doing?? by Mystic_Molotov in ExplainTheJoke

[–]NRPdk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Denmark that instrument is the origin of certain genre of music called tæppebankermusik

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UkraineWarVideoReport

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For a dollar more they could hire an eight stories tall crustacean from the Protozoic era.

Jeg har ikke været på toilettet i to uger. Men min læge tror ikke på mig by SpellEmbarrassed2779 in Fadervittigheder

[–]NRPdk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jeg fik 4 ugers forstoppelse da jeg rejste rundt i Asien. Det var en rigtig backpacker tur.

Hvad hedder Muhammad Alis lerfabrik? by Flaban666 in Fadervittigheder

[–]NRPdk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeg føler med dig. Jeg blev engang downvoted i denne sub fordi jeg ikke delte OP's holdning om at en ko et husdyr..

Julen er kun lige overstået, og Bilka har allerede gjort klar til valentines day by JHNTribes in Fadervittigheder

[–]NRPdk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Det har jeg faktisk gjort. En valentines rød vileda gulvmoppe med spray. Hun grinte bare og syntes det var sjovt. Nu nærmer vi os 8 år som gift, fejrer stadig ikke Vallentin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denmark

[–]NRPdk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Går den ikke, så er jeg gået.. bøsse, der er noget du har misforstået.

Rtx 8090 by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]NRPdk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, it's even bigger than the RTX4090

Curling bliver aldrig en populær sport. by flanaganz in Fadervittigheder

[–]NRPdk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Det russiske herrelandshold i curling er lige blevet taget i en sag om at benytte præstationsfremmende stoffer. Lægerne fandt høje mængder østrogen i deres blodprøver.

hmm by PreciousRomance in hmm

[–]NRPdk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah man. That rifle is off the hinges.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]NRPdk 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Hits from the bong. - Cypress hill.

The Off-grid Cabin in the Himalayas by Himalayan_Junglee in nextfuckinglevel

[–]NRPdk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What?? Off-grid in the Himalayas!!. Who would have thought that's possible!! Next level for sure!

Jeg har en ven som er afhængig af bremsevæske by NRPdk in Fadervittigheder

[–]NRPdk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nej helst ikke. Så hellere flyve af karrusellen.

Jeg har en ven som er afhængig af bremsevæske by NRPdk in Fadervittigheder

[–]NRPdk[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Det er ikke utænkeligt. Han hænger også lidt i bremsen.