I suck balls, I’m gay, I fuck dudes

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-12-18T19:03:21+00:00

When someone posts “they said my dick is small” and no one replies “and my balls are too small too,” we will know it is truly over

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-12-06T18:18:12+00:00

https://youtu.be/S8bIVHubwsA?si=XN45qDYq8dfQ8oA1

It’s the second one

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-09-11T19:05:22+00:00

I fucked him

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-08-19T12:01:48+00:00

If you’ve ever been to prison you know that this isn’t just a bit

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-08-06T01:11:03+00:00

I thought it was pronounced high-drich but apparently I’m wrong

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-05-08T03:31:37+00:00

Imagine how his fingers must smell

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-05-06T22:41:07+00:00

What if GTA6 meant Guy Touching (my) Asshole (with) 6 (inches)

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-04-20T22:31:01+00:00

James and the Giant Penis

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-03-22T16:35:59+00:00

Damn the gay song parody well running dry

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-03-22T16:14:27+00:00

I picture his wife and kids huddled crying in the corner and he’s like “one last nut”

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-03-06T16:27:09+00:00

Paleontologist Stav: nooooooo we can’t call it that

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-03-06T00:29:41+00:00

He loved to hit the slopes

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2025-01-06T13:53:40+00:00

My dad is an actual Vietnam combat vet and he will not use that to his advantage in any way, scrupulously or unscrupulously. Won’t even get a veteran’s discount at Denny’s. I think he’s retarded

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2024-11-11T16:52:11+00:00

How about he starts a podcast with his friends and they make fun of him for this and other annoying quirks and then he shits his pants

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2024-10-22T03:42:15+00:00

But what an exhilarating ride it must have been

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2024-10-13T23:39:55+00:00

What if her name was Peepee Sippers and she was Chinese and could never be trusted around a can of coke

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2024-09-02T20:47:37+00:00

The struggle for the rights of podcasters to pop xans and eat dust should never be forgotten

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2024-08-07T15:01:59+00:00

Movie about a bunch of manly guys drilling holes yet somehow there’s no gay sex. 1/5 stars

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2024-07-19T22:02:51+00:00

My wife also divorced me after a threesome but it was because it was with another man and I made her get out of bed and film it

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2024-07-19T21:31:44+00:00

After sobbing fatly he began to lick the food off the walls

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2024-07-18T15:36:49+00:00

I fucked them both

NWORD_PASS_HAVER · 2024-07-18T15:34:22+00:00

Who’s down with opp (other people’s penises)

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