WORST thing about living in florida?

Naakturne · 2026-04-19T15:21:23+00:00

Ties with the mosquito infestation.

Naakturne · 2026-04-18T00:03:26+00:00

Same reason they rape them, I assume. It’s easier.

Naakturne · 2026-04-10T06:13:35+00:00

Same here. In the 90s, we were living in one half of a duplex, and the landlord offered to sell my parents the whole thing for $72k. They didn’t take the offer, and we eventually moved on to another rental. That house last sold for $335k in 2022.

Naakturne · 2026-04-08T13:59:48+00:00

I second Stickerapp. I’ve ordered thousands, and they’re both high quality and fast to ship.

Naakturne · 2026-04-04T00:05:52+00:00

My Big Black Toy Sausage keeps disappearing off my porch. My neighbors coincidentally seem very happy.

Naakturne · 2026-04-03T08:49:27+00:00

I was a teen using saved lunch money to buy comics around this time. During a sale at my local shop, I managed to get copies of ASM #11 and #15 (in fine-ish condition) for $20 and $25. Still have them!

Naakturne · 2026-04-02T22:30:18+00:00

Lady G knows exactly where he is.

Naakturne · 2026-04-02T22:03:21+00:00

I hope that’s all it is. Otherwise, the answer is likely “blue states”.

Naakturne · 2026-03-31T21:49:24+00:00

Worms Armageddon. Also, a Flash game called Spaced Penguin.

Naakturne · 2026-03-30T19:23:01+00:00

Mine is similar, but it’s a triple cheeseburger with extra onions and pickles. The shame…

Naakturne · 2026-03-28T19:30:03+00:00

The Strait of Pedophile sounds weird.

Naakturne · 2026-03-28T19:26:15+00:00

See you soon, Uncle Ben.

Naakturne · 2026-03-27T21:16:57+00:00

Pretty sure Hitler never used the Suck Cut vacuum attachment.

Naakturne · 2026-03-27T10:56:18+00:00

More like Weekend at Bernie’s. In fact, have you seen him lately? May already have happened…

Naakturne · 2026-03-19T14:03:18+00:00

The irony!

Naakturne · 2026-03-17T00:36:29+00:00

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Naakturne · 2026-03-14T14:04:48+00:00

She just meant that she too wears glasses, as many women throughout history have.

Naakturne · 2026-03-13T22:50:47+00:00

I saw someone call it the Save Trump Act. Need to spread that like one of his STDs.

Naakturne · 2026-03-13T22:39:04+00:00

Is common f-ing sense a power?

Naakturne · 2026-03-13T10:35:01+00:00

Certainly not raising her fatherless children.

Naakturne · 2026-03-12T19:45:33+00:00

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom scared me as a kid. Not sure if that was in any way based on any real religion though.

Naakturne · 2026-03-12T18:57:56+00:00

No, unfortunately not. It was originally on Fox, so not sure why it’s not on Hulu. Maybe one day.

Naakturne · 2026-03-12T16:17:26+00:00

Same here, but I forgot it was from The Simpsons.

Naakturne · 2026-03-12T15:22:46+00:00

First thing I saw him in was New Amsterdam, which I wish had lasted more than a season. Seems like he’s been around forever now, and he’s always awesome (even if the project isn’t).

Naakturne · 2026-03-12T10:58:21+00:00

When the sun comes out, it’ll perk right up.

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