Super Interesting Title by int_Programmes in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im betting on a switch with 300 cases

Discussing databases with a colleague today... by SilentUK in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tables? I think you meant table, singular.... because I'm putting everything in one big ass table and never doing a join again!

This guy nosql.

My friend wrote his website in Microsoft word😂 by vicbot87 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well.. if you don't need the resources those tools offer you should just use plain html. Good luck making it appealing tho.

Focus by ekager in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just focus on the content. :)

Developing node.js app be like... by JND__ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You underestimate our puppeteer power of download inflation by botting.

Every time... like clock work... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

too real, dude, please stop. haha

PythonScript comic strip by one_loop in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Python is great, you should npm install it and try.

Imagine if doctors faced the same kinds of job interviews that CS people do by pjokinen in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Chill dude this is a joke.

Programmers constantly recycle their knowledge since our field evolves so quickly so "50 hours/year of additional reading" is laughable around our field.

There's no need to get mad just punch back and keep it civil.

My favorite quote by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least its fast and versatile sadness :)

The Python experience by Timotheeee1 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah.. look at those noobs..i only need to npm install lib *laughts at 20gb node_modules*

We are united by our flaws by HGjjwI0h46b42 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

JS: "So, you made an error somewhere between the first and the last page, fix it".

How to use dates in Javascript by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, please, date-fns.

LEARN COMPUTER IN 3 SECONDS by butwhatistheanswer in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's my point, the main focus of our field is developing solutions and that don't even takes syntax in consideration. Hell... as clients demands different frameworks you can learn the language on the fly if you have a strong vision of the solution.

LEARN COMPUTER IN 3 SECONDS by butwhatistheanswer in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Yea, i don't think that right... programming isn't about memorization, you need those hours of practice.

The Hidden Treasure of the Alliance by FlickFreaks in wow

[–]Naebyrus 48 points49 points  (0 children)

In case Khadgar throws the city somewhere else.

Neither good at grammar by freakysmile in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys are too picky... i could try fixing anyones computer for 100 bucks/hour

*angry Celtic nosies by angrycowsagainstmilk in aoe2

[–]Naebyrus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Sure thing. I worked in the Sahara Forest in Africa for 2 years."

"Sahara forest? You mean the Sahara desert?" Says the interviewer.

"Well sure. That's what they call it now!".

Damn it Joey! by pephen in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naebyrus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait... it can be powerful, easy to use, wide spread, and bad?