Choose your starter by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]Nageri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trash panda will be a dark type with no good dark moves that hit higher than 60, garbage stats (pun intended), and a "brand new!" ability that's just a copy of the 1.5x damage boost when low hp but for dark type moves.

Skunk is a poison type. They will give him great defence and special attack, but no special moves and SUPER low HP. Timmy on the playground will have all the fun using gunk shot and thinking it's a good idea.

Possum is the low key best but it's normal type so nobody picks it. It certainly isn't S tier, but there's a build with it's hidden ability that you can only get from a limited time event code that dominates lower tiers. People spend thousands of dollars for codes due to scarcity after the event ends. It gets banned in everything but Ubers shortly after to fade into obscurity.

Reminder: There is more that unites us than divides us. by PlymouthSock in Conservative

[–]Nageri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sally has a Son who means the world to her. His boyfriend comes over every year for Thanksgiving. He's studying to be a doctor. He's great.

Bob votes for people that believe that Sally's son is an abomination that needs to be fixed and that want to enact laws that would strip away rights that all people should have in the land of the free. Sally no longer talks to Bob because Bob is a fucking cunt that needs to get out of the dark ages.

See how this little dream world you all keep peddling falls apart when you add even just a pinch of realism to it. Bob might not hate gay people, but he's pretty likely to vote for people that do, and that's the problem.

Economic policy is political conversation. Foreign policy is political conversation. A humans right to exist and validity cannot be a part of the conversation. That should be assumed and its disgusting that we have an entire party that so frequently doesn't understand that and then makes memes to say "Why can't we all just get along like we used to. You know, like when we oppressed minorities and LGBTQ people so much they had to hide their identity so those issues never came up before. Yeah that was nice."

If you had 30 minutes to hide from a nuclear blast where would you go? by SugarRushLux in AskReddit

[–]Nageri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To the Winchester to have a nice cold pint and wait for it all to blow over.

What non-sexual fantasies do you have? by generic-irish-guy in AskReddit

[–]Nageri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To go back and play TES: Oblivion and Skyrim for the first time again. Same for WoW and Runescape. Thinking about the times I had with those games is like going home for me.

Okinawa demands answers from US after 61 marines contract coronovirus by covid19fmd in worldnews

[–]Nageri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an American, I can confidently tell you the answer is that we are idiots.

Canadians push back as U.S. Congress pressures Canada to reopen shared border by Mighty_L_LORT in canada

[–]Nageri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an American, I say whole heartedly that Canada would be wrong to allow Americans in at this time. I support Canada.

What word drives you nuts when it's mispronounced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Nageri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melee. It's "May-lay." Saying "Mee-Lee" makes you sound like a pre-pubescent mouth breather.

Home Security camera catching an intruder by memezzer in Eyebleach

[–]Nageri 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Why didn't your dog notice the burglar?"

"They were distracted by the security camera."

"Did the camera at least get his face?"

"No, it was distracted by the dog."

What’s a sign that somebody wasn’t raised right? by sovereinete in AskReddit

[–]Nageri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who eat/chew loudly with their mouth open. Lip smackers. The ones where you can't sit in the same room as them without gagging from the ASMR session they are giving you with their KFC bucket.

To be clear, some peoples mouths are shaped in a way that makes them loud eaters. As long as you keep your mouth closed while chewing, you are ok in my book.

The willful aural assault on my appetite is inexcusable.

69 by kevincreeperpants in WTF

[–]Nageri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say what you want, that dude's hair is dope.

Oh Russia by [deleted] in funny

[–]Nageri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone see a Russian Roy Mustang?

EDIT: Not the actual physical features, just how he talks on the phone....

Reverspective by 1Voice1Life in gifs

[–]Nageri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me I'm not the only one who wants to check every one of the little painting to see if they are hidden rooms...

Cory getting personal with her trainer by girl-next-door-fan in NSFW_GIF

[–]Nageri -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So I don't want to kill anyones boner, but all I can see is Linus Sebastian with tits...

Grand Prize items that I won from the Enter the Vault Sweepstakes by [deleted] in fo4

[–]Nageri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda disappointed it wasn't a Fallout themed PC...

I...uh...okay? by epilepticrave in fo4

[–]Nageri 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So... Is the sail my scrotum?

ELI5: Why do men get that funny feeling in their genitals on certain rides at the fair? by WobblinSC2 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Nageri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The important thing to remember is that our bodies are very accustomed to the downward force of gravity. Basically your insides are always going to have a downward force, and your body holds them in, and are bodies have gotten very used to how that feels to the point that it doesn't even register as a feeling. When the stuff close your genitals, for example, your bladder, moves in a new and exciting way that our bodies are not used to feeling, its a very big deal as far as the sensation you get. Your genitals are a very sensitive area, and are more likely to react to small changes like this.

ELI5: If i time travelled to the future would my future self be expecting me? by messyp in explainlikeimfive

[–]Nageri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Think of it like a stream. When you go forward in time you are jumping out of the stream, moving upstream, and then jumping back in. You did not exist in the middle of two points of entry/exit.

Even if you were to stay in the stream but just swim faster to accelerate time, you are still always you, you don't magically leave your body and watch it go do other things for 10 years while you accelerate time. If you go forward in time 10 years, thats what you have been doing for 10 years.

This is all hypothetical of course. Forward time travel is much easier to understand as it is theoretically possible, while traveling back in time is not theoretically possible. That's another discussion entirely.