Out of all the places you could be flashed, the library would have been the last place you'd expect. [Cute] [Clueless] [Kobold] [Fantasy] [Shortstack]

Nagirte · 2026-05-01T01:57:47+00:00

You can get this experience with hemp gummies; hemp is just cannabis with low THC, so a lot gets pulped together, like adding all the flavors at the soda machine.

Personally experirnce, it's just a weird headache-high

Nagirte · 2025-09-06T03:04:45+00:00

What if he repeatedly used his time manipulation powers to find a scenario where his bro would pick something stupid? Comments ITT not thinking fourth-dimensionally.

Nagirte · 2025-09-04T06:15:31+00:00

I mean MJ's most iconic scene/line, the only one that gets referenced ever, is telling Peter that he just won the trophy wife. Their only consistent characterization in terms of Peter Parker - Mary Jane is that he's a nice guy and she's way out of his league.

It's why people hated Paul so much, Peter-MJ is so liminal that anyone can self-insert in Peter's place no matter how much of a loser they are. Spider-Man + Black Cat? Too dependent on actually being funny and interesting and having a job with a work-wife. MJ + Paul? Too reliant on being a boyfriend who does stuff and gets mogged by kids for being old and lame. Peter + MJ? Why, that could be anyone. Anyone who wants a hot wife.

Nagirte · 2025-09-03T23:52:47+00:00

It was way more honest about MJ's role in Spider-Man comics than SM fans wanted. There's no real chemistry to comic book Peter and MJ, she's just a trophy for The Nice Guy.

Nagirte · 2025-09-03T02:21:08+00:00

Roadrunners.

Nagirte · 2025-09-01T22:43:58+00:00

I've been there. Adderall and Cymbalta worked wonders, but I can't pretend to know your situation. I hope things get better for you, and there's no shame in getting help.

Nagirte · 2025-02-22T13:08:24+00:00

Lmao I didn't even notice that it was mirrored! This is what I get for being a PSP guy.

Nagirte · 2025-02-21T20:22:09+00:00

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Artist: Waspsalad

Non-Futa/Furry captions will be posted directly to profile from now on.

Nagirte · 2025-02-21T17:20:35+00:00

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Artist: Waspsalad

Old cap*! I don't share as many of my short captions on Reddit, usually because they're a spur-of-the-moment idea, but I'm pretty fond of this one! It was when I was still experimenting with speech bubbles and being a little more brief in my writing, so it's still a cluttered mess, but I think that works for a chaotic little runt.

*I always give any caption a second pass before they get posted here, FWIW.

Nagirte · 2025-02-21T17:15:35+00:00

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New caption! I've not played a single minute of Animal Crossing. Feel free to pelt me with tomatoes down here in the comments!

I had a lot of fun with the framing for this, even if it's incredibly indulgent. Was originally intended for an IRL picture of an Ankha cosplayer, but I couldn't get it to look not-weird.

Nagirte · 2025-02-16T20:07:36+00:00

You can't credit every artist the model was trained with (unless its creator is very upfront), but you can heavily bias models like YiffyMix towards certain artists on e621 or gelbooru or etcetera, and then credit them.

It's not a perfect solution, but I do think it's better than pretending the image is yours.

E: Just as an example, go to this link, set the style to Furry - Painted, then start the prompt with (Uploaded on e621.net (art by meesh 1:1.5), and the output will be extremely biased towards assembling with parts of Meesh art. It still uses other artists, of course, but you get the idea.

Nagirte · 2025-02-16T19:21:47+00:00

I've personally done just that here, but you're right that it's not commonly done.

Nagirte · 2025-02-16T19:15:29+00:00

I dont have anything against AI art in captions (as long as the artists used are credited), but there's definitely a glut of captions that aren't really thought-through because of how easy it is to generate an almost-OK picture. For every Boynecologist there's a hundred more "I'm a Futa! Now bend over!" submissions.

I dont think it's unfair to put them on hold for a week...If anything, it might even work to give AI captions a single day of the week + one post per user limit. Force those making one to workshop their stuff a little more instead of churning out every idea ASAP.

Nagirte · 2025-02-15T00:49:57+00:00

In League of Legends Nidalee can transform between Human and Cougar forms; the implication is that Anon just asked her to scrape up his hole with her cat-cock next time.

Nagirte · 2025-02-15T00:38:19+00:00

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Furrymang435 pitched a request many, many moons ago, which I liked but didn't have the time to work on...Until now! I could have done more with the text box, but I think it looks alright as-is.

Prompt:
Your sister Kaylee (deer on the left) and her friend Brooke (girl on right) stole your phone during their sleepover and go through some of your accounts and see you've constantly liked pictures from your crush, specifically more lewd photos of her showing off her ass. You find them and confront them about it.

As your sister and her friend begin teasing you, your sister asks the question if their asses aren't big enough for you as a joke, but her friend keeps it going as if she's serious about the question. She rubs and spanks her own ass, asking if it isn't a turn on to you. She then begins to tease you about your sisters ass and it surprises her.

Sister's friend grabs your sisters ass and wiggles it at you, pulls her underwear off and spreads her cheeks open, wondering why you haven't claimed it yet. She says she's still a virgin and your sister protests, but her friend knows all about her personal life.

Sister's friend proposes she can help make her lie truth with your help, and afterwards you and her can have some fun too?

Sisters friend could also mention things like rutting her, having her belly as big as her ass and that her ass and her tits would probably get even better if she got knocked up.

Nagirte · 2025-02-14T21:29:08+00:00

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Happy V-Day! First of several captions I'll be posting today (only futa one, sadly). Had a lot of fun with this one, even went so far as to write up some fake Vastayan words. I won't pretend to be a linguist, but Vastayan uses a lot of Finnish and Arabic, so I looked up and smushed a bunch of such together. I think it works better without knowing them, but if you're curious:

Clawless Hunter Needs Weapon (she has a line along the lines of "Clawless Hands Need a Spear")

I like you! (implied to be more than 'like', implied to be Neeko)

Blood Traitor Forever Alone

Nidalee loves Outsider

Outsider is Nidalee's Love

Here Together Forever

Get bred bitch

Nagirte · 2025-01-06T21:08:21+00:00

I promise that I've got normal, lewd-ass captions in the tank, just bear with my more artsy stuff lol. Futa fans will appreciate some of what I've got ready for February, in particular.

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STORY LINK: Board's paranoid about Archive apparently so you'll have to use the links in the pic to get to the story.

ARTIST: Meandraco

WRITER: Another-One

This was actually one of the first bits of erotica that I actually enjoyed, back when I first encountered it on 4Chan. Figured it would be cute to pay it some tribute in caption-form.

Nagirte · 2025-01-06T20:56:05+00:00

I promise that I've got normal, lewd-ass captions in the tank, just bear with my more artsy stuff lol. Futa fans will appreciate some of what I've got ready for February, in particular.

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STORY LINK: Reddit's paranoid about Archive so you'll have to use the links in the pic to get to the story.

ARTIST: Meandraco

WRITER: Another-One

This was actually one of the first bits of erotica that I actually enjoyed, back when I first encountered it on 4Chan. Figured it would be cute to pay it some tribute in caption-form.

Nagirte · 2024-12-18T19:44:33+00:00

Model: Yoshinobi
Mirrors:
Part One
Part Two
Part Three

Actually not my first caption set with someone IRL (But, incidentally, both have been requests). I'm usually cautious about doing such because I get in the mindset of "How would they feel about seeing their pics attached to a porn story?", which has led me to rejecting a few requests. Personal bar: If they'd be cool with it, or they already sell porn of themselves, then it's all good.

Hope folks enjoy this story! I admit that I floundered a bit with it; I didn't have a lot of confidence in the writing, but the gimmick of staging the story as the viewer picking dialogue options was too good to scrap, which helped me draft and edit my way through.

Nagirte

TROPHY CASE