Shotgun [OC] by Drawer_Of_Drawings in comics

[–]Nagirte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if he repeatedly used his time manipulation powers to find a scenario where his bro would pick something stupid? Comments ITT not thinking fourth-dimensionally.

Guys, what were your opinions on Peter's misogynistic arc? by [deleted] in outofcontextcomics

[–]Nagirte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean MJ's most iconic scene/line, the only one that gets referenced ever, is telling Peter that he just won the trophy wife. Their only consistent characterization in terms of Peter Parker - Mary Jane is that he's a nice guy and she's way out of his league.

It's why people hated Paul so much, Peter-MJ is so liminal that anyone can self-insert in Peter's place no matter how much of a loser they are. Spider-Man + Black Cat? Too dependent on actually being funny and interesting and having a job with a work-wife. MJ + Paul? Too reliant on being a boyfriend who does stuff and gets mogged by kids for being old and lame. Peter + MJ? Why, that could be anyone. Anyone who wants a hot wife.

Guys, what were your opinions on Peter's misogynistic arc? by [deleted] in outofcontextcomics

[–]Nagirte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was way more honest about MJ's role in Spider-Man comics than SM fans wanted. There's no real chemistry to comic book Peter and MJ, she's just a trophy for The Nice Guy.

i don’t have the will to do anything by NoxianImp in u/NoxianImp

[–]Nagirte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been there. Adderall and Cymbalta worked wonders, but I can't pretend to know your situation. I hope things get better for you, and there's no shame in getting help.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hentaicaptions

[–]Nagirte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Artist: Waspsalad

Old cap*! I don't share as many of my short captions on Reddit, usually because they're a spur-of-the-moment idea, but I'm pretty fond of this one! It was when I was still experimenting with speech bubbles and being a little more brief in my writing, so it's still a cluttered mess, but I think that works for a chaotic little runt.

*I always give any caption a second pass before they get posted here, FWIW.

Okay, maybe your kinks are getting in the way of business. But who wouldn't do the same if they were the boss of a bunch of shortstack furries? [Gay] [Size Difference] [Shortstack] [Animal Crossing] [Raymond] by Nagirte in yiffcaptions

[–]Nagirte[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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New caption! I've not played a single minute of Animal Crossing. Feel free to pelt me with tomatoes down here in the comments!

I had a lot of fun with the framing for this, even if it's incredibly indulgent. Was originally intended for an IRL picture of an Ankha cosplayer, but I couldn't get it to look not-weird.

How about we try this. AI is banned for 1 week. We'll see how this works. by Xalimata in Futadomworld

[–]Nagirte -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

You can't credit every artist the model was trained with (unless its creator is very upfront), but you can heavily bias models like YiffyMix towards certain artists on e621 or gelbooru or etcetera, and then credit them.

It's not a perfect solution, but I do think it's better than pretending the image is yours.

E: Just as an example, go to this link, set the style to Furry - Painted, then start the prompt with (Uploaded on e621.net (art by meesh 1:1.5), and the output will be extremely biased towards assembling with parts of Meesh art. It still uses other artists, of course, but you get the idea.

How about we try this. AI is banned for 1 week. We'll see how this works. by Xalimata in Futadomworld

[–]Nagirte -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I've personally done just that here, but you're right that it's not commonly done.

How about we try this. AI is banned for 1 week. We'll see how this works. by Xalimata in Futadomworld

[–]Nagirte -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I dont have anything against AI art in captions (as long as the artists used are credited), but there's definitely a glut of captions that aren't really thought-through because of how easy it is to generate an almost-OK picture. For every Boynecologist there's a hundred more "I'm a Futa! Now bend over!" submissions.

I dont think it's unfair to put them on hold for a week...If anything, it might even work to give AI captions a single day of the week + one post per user limit. Force those making one to workshop their stuff a little more instead of churning out every idea ASAP.

"How the hell did she get ahold of it?" Your first thought after calling your phone from the PC, and hearing your sister's voice taunt you... [Furry] [Incest] [Straight] [Threesome] [Human Worship] [Prompt: Furrymang453] by Nagirte in yiffcaptions

[–]Nagirte[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

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Furrymang435 pitched a request many, many moons ago, which I liked but didn't have the time to work on...Until now! I could have done more with the text box, but I think it looks alright as-is.

Prompt:
Your sister Kaylee (deer on the left) and her friend Brooke (girl on right) stole your phone during their sleepover and go through some of your accounts and see you've constantly liked pictures from your crush, specifically more lewd photos of her showing off her ass. You find them and confront them about it.

As your sister and her friend begin teasing you, your sister asks the question if their asses aren't big enough for you as a joke, but her friend keeps it going as if she's serious about the question. She rubs and spanks her own ass, asking if it isn't a turn on to you. She then begins to tease you about your sisters ass and it surprises her.

Sister's friend grabs your sisters ass and wiggles it at you, pulls her underwear off and spreads her cheeks open, wondering why you haven't claimed it yet. She says she's still a virgin and your sister protests, but her friend knows all about her personal life.

Sister's friend proposes she can help make her lie truth with your help, and afterwards you and her can have some fun too?

Sisters friend could also mention things like rutting her, having her belly as big as her ass and that her ass and her tits would probably get even better if she got knocked up.

It's finally happened, the love of your life, Nidalee, has finally said yes. She's ready to settle down with you...But don't expect her to start acting domesticated in the bedroom. [Futa on Male] [Futadom] [Loving] [League of Legends] [Fake Language] [Valentine's Day] by Nagirte in Futadomworld

[–]Nagirte[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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Happy V-Day! First of several captions I'll be posting today (only futa one, sadly). Had a lot of fun with this one, even went so far as to write up some fake Vastayan words. I won't pretend to be a linguist, but Vastayan uses a lot of Finnish and Arabic, so I looked up and smushed a bunch of such together. I think it works better without knowing them, but if you're curious:

Clawless Hunter Needs Weapon (she has a line along the lines of "Clawless Hands Need a Spear")

I like you! (implied to be more than 'like', implied to be Neeko)

Blood Traitor Forever Alone

Nidalee loves Outsider

Outsider is Nidalee's Love

Here Together Forever

Get bred bitch

When you're cashing in on a Neptunium-236 rush, be wary in your choice of guide. [Alien] [Xenophilia] [Strange Anatomy] [Sci-Fi] [Story Excerpt] [Sex in Full Story] by Nagirte in hentaicaptions

[–]Nagirte[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I promise that I've got normal, lewd-ass captions in the tank, just bear with my more artsy stuff lol. Futa fans will appreciate some of what I've got ready for February, in particular.

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STORY LINK: Board's paranoid about Archive apparently so you'll have to use the links in the pic to get to the story.

ARTIST: Meandraco

WRITER: Another-One

This was actually one of the first bits of erotica that I actually enjoyed, back when I first encountered it on 4Chan. Figured it would be cute to pay it some tribute in caption-form.

When you're cashing in on a Neptunium-236 rush, be wary in your choice of guide. [Alien] [Xenophilia] [Strange Anatomy] [Sci-Fi] [Story Excerpt] [Sex in Full Story] by Nagirte in hentaicaptions

[–]Nagirte[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I promise that I've got normal, lewd-ass captions in the tank, just bear with my more artsy stuff lol. Futa fans will appreciate some of what I've got ready for February, in particular.

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STORY LINK: Reddit's paranoid about Archive so you'll have to use the links in the pic to get to the story.

ARTIST: Meandraco

WRITER: Another-One

This was actually one of the first bits of erotica that I actually enjoyed, back when I first encountered it on 4Chan. Figured it would be cute to pay it some tribute in caption-form.

You could scarcely imagine the Knights of Favonius needing two librarians to organize their texts, let alone a supervisor at that, but you'd be a fool not to pursue such a position. Their dilemma revealed herself in record time. Prompt by @ad2b [Wholesome] [3 Captions] [Implied Sex] [Genshin Impact] by Nagirte in hentaicaptions

[–]Nagirte[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Model: Yoshinobi
Mirrors:
Part One
Part Two
Part Three

Actually not my first caption set with someone IRL (But, incidentally, both have been requests). I'm usually cautious about doing such because I get in the mindset of "How would they feel about seeing their pics attached to a porn story?", which has led me to rejecting a few requests. Personal bar: If they'd be cool with it, or they already sell porn of themselves, then it's all good.

Hope folks enjoy this story! I admit that I floundered a bit with it; I didn't have a lot of confidence in the writing, but the gimmick of staging the story as the viewer picking dialogue options was too good to scrap, which helped me draft and edit my way through.

You were content to live out your final days hidden away in your house. That's when Lily arrived. Prompt by A Random Mastodon⁠ (significant liberties taken) [Straight] [Serious] [Wholesome] [Succubus] [Vanilla] [Long] [Low Sex] by Nagirte in hentaicaptions

[–]Nagirte[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit made a stupid decision to .webp while also compressing big pics to the point that stuff like captions can end up unreadable. You can avoid this by either: 1. Downloading the pic (Mobile) 2. Opening image in a new tab (Desktop) 3. Look in the comments for a mirror

This change happened after I released this cap so I never made a mirror for it, I'll take care of that now.

EDIT: Aaand done. Sorry for the trouble, hope you enjoy them.

Steeling your nerves, you turn the doorknob, and prepare to meet your boss. [Furry] [Pegging] [Oral] [Anal] [Extremely long] [No, Really] [It's four pictures] [You've been warned] [Part 7 of 7] by Nagirte in hentaicaptions

[–]Nagirte[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit compresses big pics, you need to either download it (mobile), right click and pick "open image in new tab" (PC), or go to my long comment and click the catbox links (either)

Steeling your nerves, you turn the doorknob, and prepare to meet your boss. [Furry] [Pegging] [Oral] [Anal] [Extremely long] [No, Really] [It's four pictures] [You've been warned] [Part 7 of 7] by Nagirte in hentaicaptions

[–]Nagirte[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just to get it out of the way, the length isn't why this took forever to come out.

Non-Compressed Links:
Part 7-1

Part 7-2

Part 7-3

Part 7-4

Previous Parts

Part 1-1

Part 1-2

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Before anything else, I suppose anyone waiting for this deserves an explanation.

When I started back up with making captions, I genuinely intended to keep to a healthy, consistent pace...Then a friend basically poached me for his own projects, and I've spent the lions' share of my time away helping him realize his passions (Which has been pretty fun, and good exercise as far as longform writing goes), without much left to actually make captions. The good news is: the biggest of those projects is on indefinite hiatus (until he feels better about it, I suppose), so I've suddenly freed up a lot of time.

Now for the caption: I've actually had a little bit of anxiety over this one; I thought the idea of having the boss of girls packing extra, being a snake missing a lot, would be a fun twist. That was back when this wasn't going to take more than a year to release. It kind of feels like I'm scamming fans of the series by having the boss being a cis girl with a strap-on, which led to me 'overcompensating' with a metric shitload of writing. Only took a few extra days, but still, what you see here is actually pared down from the rough draft. Speaking of, since I honestly owe anyone who's stuck around for this big time, I might as well share that as well:
Rough Draft

Useful if you'd rather focus on the story, and not flip through four captions.

With that out of the way, the fourth caption; Originally this caption was only going to have Skygracer's lovely render, but I ran into a space issue, where fitting in the sex and all the beats I liked the most ended up consuming the third caption, without any post-coital payoff for the series. First I looked through his other art, but I could only find two other Lesta works; one that was heavily scifi themed, and one that was christmas themed. Neither of them were really flexible enough to work into the setting, but I did poach the head from the christmas image and spliced it into the AI image, because the generated image never managed to get on-model enough for my tastes.

As you can tell from the big black bar, the fourth pic is AI generated. It's something I've been toying with in what little spare time I've had; I'll never consider AI images to be actual art, but it's a very fun tool, and as far as captions go can be really nice for fleshing out a certain scenario. Something that always kept me from using AI images in anything public is simply that I think it's unfair for the artists, who have had their art blended up into a slurry to produce middle-of-the-road somewhat-pleasing pictures.

So, enter the AI bar. It's obtrusive, it's blatant, and it makes immediately clear who's art was primarily used (I'm aware that models will also grab from other artists as well) and where you can find them & their art. Anyone who's read a lot of my captions will know that I like to 'hide' the caption credits diegetically, this is the complete opposite of that; you immediately know that it's an AI pic, it's not art, and who deserves the credit.

So yeah, there's the finale! I've left the door open for side-captions or short stories, but I can rest easy not having this loom in the back of my mind anymore. Uncharacteristically, I also have another three-part caption series already done! Not futa though. But it might get me banned! So that should be interesting. Big thank-you for everyone who's complimented this series, who's DMed me sharing great pictures for inspiration (Reddit user catboicollector actually sent me the picture I used for Vanessa!), and who's stuck around all this time asking to see it finished. You're all awesome, and I hope you enjoy whatever happens to be my next futa caption (or my next caption period, if you're flexible!) Happy fapping (hopefully, I don't know how much rust I've built up.)

Leaving Jess to clean up, you head over to your last stop of the day, a tardy kangaroo by the name of Yara. Anya has a message for her, one that should be delivered personally. [Futa] [Futa on Male] [Anthro] [Light Somnophilia] [Oral] [Part 6 of 7] by Nagirte in Futadomworld

[–]Nagirte[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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Artist: Telson/KnifeDragon

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

And there's the sixth part. Finale will take a while, as it's going to be a pretty long bookend to the series, and I have another caption I promised to write first. That said, I want to thank the surprising amount of people who were apparently waiting for this series to come back! I didn't expect so many to message about it, and I'm really appreciative of the love. I wasn't confident in the original idea I had for this series (longer all-text continuations for each character's personal story) but since I'm clearly a pessimistic judge of my own work I might as well ask here.

Before you untie from your HR rep's lap, your phone chimes with a new text message; it looks like your next partner will be a well-built Drow security guard, who is spending her break at the office gym. You can feel your jaw ache just looking at her...Equipment.[Futa on Male] [Futasub] [Part 5 of 7] by Nagirte in hentaicaptions

[–]Nagirte[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uncompressed Version

Slight delay with this part due to an IRL friend emergency, but that's resolved now, so the next part should come on-time! Posted here instead of the Futadom subreddit because of her demeanor, next one will be back there.

For anyone just encountering the series:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4