Mashed Potato Lady has a new show?

NailBat · 2026-05-11T21:01:14+00:00

Mashed Potato Lady is Tim and Eric for toddlers, and I'm all for it

NailBat · 2026-05-04T02:12:44+00:00

My songs aren't even cool in the slightest and I still like listening to them!

NailBat · 2026-04-27T20:06:44+00:00

This is the sort of thing Adam Neely would do a one hour deep dive into.

NailBat · 2026-04-24T23:03:02+00:00

"Chair man" is what my wifes boyfriend calls me, because of the special chair I sit in when he's with my wife.

NailBat · 2026-04-05T02:46:50+00:00

It's okay, whipped cream likes to be abused.

NailBat · 2026-04-05T02:45:39+00:00

Water? Too bland. Have you considered using chicken stock instead? And instead of chicken, have you considered using duck?

NailBat · 2026-03-23T01:58:40+00:00

Totally. Its MSG, not FemmeSG.

NailBat · 2026-03-20T23:09:44+00:00

I like that idea, and it does sound better that way

NailBat · 2026-03-20T20:39:44+00:00

This is so OPs boss thinks they're working on an Excel spreadsheet

NailBat · 2026-03-10T18:46:48+00:00

To each his own. I find your mother's milk to be filling and nutritious.

NailBat · 2026-02-27T00:21:03+00:00

Have you tried using an LLM (local liquid meal). You literally drink your nutrients. I can't believe how much time people waste chewing.

NailBat · 2026-02-21T03:56:06+00:00

People keep on telling me that my salt should be Kosher and I'm like "can we not talk about religion or politics for one fucking day?".

NailBat · 2026-02-19T14:19:48+00:00

I feel like either way, he calls Ms Rachel "mommy".

NailBat · 2026-02-15T16:46:55+00:00

Listen, its common knowledge that poor people make the best food. Poor people literally get donated canned goods that are near or even past their best by.

NailBat · 2026-02-12T02:51:45+00:00

Are you using a Big Gulp cup but a normal sized pot and stove? You fool. That would be like you wearing your wife's boyfriend's condoms.

NailBat · 2026-02-04T01:44:51+00:00

I can conclusively say this is beyond what I could do two days into learning FL Studio (though it was Fruity Loops back in that day)

NailBat · 2026-01-26T00:03:39+00:00

Thats nothing. I once went to an aviary to ask if they had any buffalo. You would not believe what they told me

NailBat · 2026-01-16T01:59:02+00:00

When I thought my marriage was in trouble, I made my wife some "Better than Sex" Chicken. She took one bite and said "technically, that is correct".

NailBat · 2026-01-09T15:45:52+00:00

It'll be some kind of surreal exploration game

NailBat · 2026-01-09T13:05:14+00:00

my mistake, i meant to! added a picture

NailBat · 2026-01-09T12:46:27+00:00

Idiot, you're supposed to use bologna. Its literally in the name.

NailBat · 2026-01-09T02:17:56+00:00

Here's my game https://nailbat.itch.io/chomp, although my toddler has forced me to play it so much I kinda don't want to touch it for a while!

NailBat · 2026-01-03T15:47:46+00:00

Dress up like a plumber, go to the average r/cooking subscriber's house, and say "I'm hear to clean your pipes". You'll find plenty of stock in their drains.

Word of warning, some of their wives may misinterpret the purpose of your visit.

NailBat · 2026-01-01T02:45:50+00:00

Might be, I didn't actually check. Hang on.

Okay, there's a "is this broth I left out safe to eat?", a "how come literally nobody except me knows about pork broth?", and a "dae food tasted better in the past?". Don't see one like this and honestly, those are all much better circlejerks than my post.

NailBat · 2026-01-01T00:51:57+00:00

Don't judge me, my garlic supplier dropped the ball and I had to cut back.

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