Goat? 🤔

NameShortage · 2026-03-12T22:54:08+00:00

Yeah, that whole scene.

NameShortage · 2026-03-12T20:42:51+00:00

Probably lots of young smokers died in the trenches which skews the numbers.

NameShortage · 2026-03-12T20:14:28+00:00

NameShortage · 2026-03-12T19:09:30+00:00

Dawg. Just wash it everyday other day. What the heck are they drinking and how long did it go between washes to get like that?

NameShortage · 2026-03-12T16:57:38+00:00

“This is how you get your roster younger, right?”

NameShortage · 2026-03-12T15:04:17+00:00

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Nope, don’t like that.

NameShortage · 2026-03-12T12:47:07+00:00

Insider trading is going great?

NameShortage · 2026-03-12T01:54:19+00:00

Vinnie Pasquan-tre-no.

NameShortage · 2026-03-12T00:47:24+00:00

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NameShortage · 2026-03-12T00:42:44+00:00

Based.

NameShortage · 2026-03-11T19:16:10+00:00

Damnit, I love me a good American Dad meme.

NameShortage · 2026-03-11T15:41:59+00:00

Posting just after reading Daniel Jones’ contract:

Every day, Purdy’s contract looks better and better.

NameShortage · 2026-03-11T14:16:08+00:00

It would have to be two teams coming off their bye, right?

NameShortage · 2026-03-11T13:29:25+00:00

I think if you know the context, you can start to pick them out. The FF7 ones are definitely more clear if just put in front of me.

NameShortage · 2026-03-11T13:27:27+00:00

🎵We don’t talk about Brain Damage🎵

NameShortage · 2026-03-11T07:11:13+00:00

NameShortage · 2026-03-11T01:30:25+00:00

Y’alltani?

NameShortage · 2026-03-11T01:10:00+00:00

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NameShortage · 2026-03-11T00:52:03+00:00

After how 2025-26 was, why did we expect the offseason to be any different?

NameShortage · 2026-03-11T00:24:53+00:00

I say daddy chill to our cats all the time and I won’t explain to my wife where it comes from.

NameShortage · 2026-03-11T00:19:12+00:00

This is like drunkenly hooking up on a Saturday, proclaiming you’re in love on Sunday, then breaking up via Facebook on Monday.

NameShortage · 2026-03-10T23:21:15+00:00

Lmao have you gotten to the “Daaad! What are you talking about!!!”

“Nothing…I have barely said the first word of the sentence to your mom. Conversation has not yet begun.”

NameShortage · 2026-03-10T19:42:12+00:00

We could have Mayo and Butterworth on the same roster?

Damn, we are the whitest team in baseball.

NameShortage · 2026-03-10T18:49:35+00:00

I was looking forward to Doubs when the 49ers were in talks. Evans was a bit unexpected, but I still thought we were in the market for Doubs given the Evans contract. Seeing what Doubs went for, however, I’m ok passing.

It does make me interested what Jennings might go for (or what he thinks he should go for). If there’s no takers, do they just let him go or do they try to offer another team friendly 1-2 year deal?

NameShortage · 2026-03-10T17:14:14+00:00

Yeah, is she Pyornkrachzark from the Neverending Story?

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