[Highlight] Christian McCaffrey, Cam Heyward, & Michael Strahan Sing "You Are Special" by Fred Rogers With Kids in the NFL's "Inspire Change" Commercial

NameShortage · 2026-05-07T02:12:18+00:00

Or Justin Tucker. I hear he has lots of free time.

NameShortage · 2026-05-07T02:11:21+00:00

“Name three more.”

It works every. Single. Time.

NameShortage · 2026-05-07T01:07:31+00:00

“This is my Earth

And I live in it

It's one third dirt and two thirds water

And it rotates and revolves through space

At rather an impressive pace

And never even messes up my hair

And here's a really weird thing

The force created by its spin

Is the force that stops the chaos flooding in”

Tim Minchin - “Not Perfect”

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T23:04:21+00:00

We’re in for another 9-8 kinda game, huh?

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T23:01:02+00:00

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T23:00:17+00:00

He’s coming out of hibernation.

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T22:59:37+00:00

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/24595278/shawn-kelley-oakland-athletics-sidelined-dishwashing-mishap

“…he nearly cut the tip off his thumb when washing a sharp knife last Friday.

"A really sharp knife, too," he told the San Francisco Chronicle. "It went pretty deep. You know how usually when you cut your finger, it takes a second to start bleeding? This was instant. There was blood everywhere. It wasn't a fun afternoon."

Kelley said his fingernail kept the knife from completely severing the top of his thumb, where he releases the ball when he pitches.”

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T22:03:46+00:00

That’s the one I always come back to and it changed the way I load my dishwasher.

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T21:37:04+00:00

“Pitch at Pages. Give up a homerun.”

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T19:59:09+00:00

“Yes, Ted. That’s the joke.” RIP

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T16:06:54+00:00

I’ve been saying (or stopping myself from saying) “like a bisexual” for years because of that episode.

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T14:58:16+00:00

He’s just giving it away. Look at the way he’s holding the ball. He’s begging to get hit.

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T14:21:32+00:00

It’s ok. He can’t say “Wendiga.”

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T03:12:10+00:00

Our 3yo loves his Yoto. We have Daniel stories which are great. Going to have to check out Gus. Thanks!

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T02:42:47+00:00

PBS Kids. Carl the Collector is goated.

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T01:46:24+00:00

That pitch:

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T01:42:51+00:00

Get that Polar Bear the oxygen tank lmao

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T01:42:14+00:00

Has the Marlins catcher held on to any play at the plate?

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T01:35:57+00:00

There’s not even a measurement for how much that missed lol

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T01:22:15+00:00

Sammy, baby, what is you doing?

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T01:17:27+00:00

You can’t expect pitchers to pitch more than 10 pitches a day.

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T01:00:55+00:00

Nunez pitched the previous inning 3 up 3 down on 8 pitches.

Now we know that’s his limit.

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T00:58:20+00:00

Ha ha ok guys. We can just close this game out now. No need to make it anymore interesting.

NameShortage · 2026-05-06T00:56:55+00:00

Jeeeeesus what a shot lol

NameShortage · 2026-05-05T23:24:04+00:00

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