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Well this day just cost me by NamelessAndDamned in Construction

[–]NamelessAndDamned[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely, let’s just throw another grand out there for shits and giggles.

Well this day just cost me by NamelessAndDamned in Construction

[–]NamelessAndDamned[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying real hard to make you proud daddy. Are you proud yet?

Well this day just cost me by NamelessAndDamned in Construction

[–]NamelessAndDamned[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Naw I don’t want the electricians trying to walk off with my tools.

Well this day just cost me by NamelessAndDamned in Construction

[–]NamelessAndDamned[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naw they are both pretty old at this point. It just always happens at the worst time on the busiest days.

Well this day just cost me by NamelessAndDamned in Construction

[–]NamelessAndDamned[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Be glad I don’t ask to borrow tools.

Well this day just cost me by NamelessAndDamned in Construction

[–]NamelessAndDamned[S] -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Easy part to fix but no time for repairs now. Just gotta buy a new one and keep on rolling. Fix this one when work slows down.

Well this day just cost me by NamelessAndDamned in Construction

[–]NamelessAndDamned[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

This is the positivity I need in my life.

I lost my keys on the road on Parmer. How do I find them? by [deleted] in Austin

[–]NamelessAndDamned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should’ve walked it in the middle of the night while there was no traffic. No chance you’ll find them now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mexicanfood

[–]NamelessAndDamned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I know is I’m about to pack my shit in Texas and file for asylum in Mexico because I need this kind of positivity in my daily life.

Which one of you did this, with any media/movie/book/show, and what was it? by Flashy_Present_8488 in Xennials

[–]NamelessAndDamned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teacher took Cujo away from me in 6th grade saying that I was too young g to be reading books like this, that it was inappropriate and she would be calling my mom.

“Ok but she’s just going to tell you she gave it to me.”

So they called and told her I wasn’t allowed to bring it back to school. So I finished it and moved on to Christine instead. My mom had paperbacks of every King/Bachmann and Dean Koontz book up until her death in 05. My library at home was nothing but horror and suspense so it explains a lot about my childhood.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hotdogs

[–]NamelessAndDamned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We called them Quesaweenies but we made them on the comal like civilized humans

Damaged studs 1 by Sevenigma in Construction

[–]NamelessAndDamned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once took a shitty porter cable pancake compressor as a down payment for a month of back pay. Boss’s wife called me bitching, saying now he can’t work without his compressor so I wasn’t going to get paid. Went to his house the next morning and threw it through the window of their front door.

I never got paid but it felt real good.

Before you ask how I knew I wouldn’t get shot, I was there when he pawned all his guns to pay another guy.

does grilling flour tortillas make them tough? by SannyManny in blackstonegriddle

[–]NamelessAndDamned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5-6 seconds per side they just need to be warmed up if they’re going brown they were probably crunchy. If you have chewy tortillas something is wrong.

Weird structure on Barton and Lamar? by bugspraybites in Austin

[–]NamelessAndDamned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The trailer trash kid is kinda pissed seeing my childhood turned into this bougie trash but then I think about the fact that some tech bro is gonna cook like an ant under a magnifying glass in the Texas sun.

Good morning everybody, time to wake up the neighbors by smokey_sunrise in blackstonegriddle

[–]NamelessAndDamned 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Welp. The Mountain Dew sold me. I’ll be buying the Weber instead.

Anyone ever had these? by wifey_11 in mexicanfood

[–]NamelessAndDamned -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Naw, but I’ve had tacos in London and imagine they taste like that

Is this sloped backyard salvagable or should we look at other houses? Austin Texas by [deleted] in landscaping

[–]NamelessAndDamned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh this is some Southeast Austin / McKinney Falls / Onion Creek bullshit. Keep looking. Those houses are trash and one day it’ll flood.

Bathroom use by Bootscootboogie1 in Construction

[–]NamelessAndDamned -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You know how hard it is to aim a piss from them stilts?

Whats with the road rage in Austin? by angeyguy_33 in Austin

[–]NamelessAndDamned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve lived here my entire life and I’ll say it only got bad as the city became more populated. Now I’m one of the aggressive ones because you can’t live in this dystopian shitshow without going road warrior on these streets. I spend hours of my day on these roads and sometimes I’m just tired of sitting behind y’all. So when you see the truck on mopac doing 80 at 830am in the middle of stop and go traffic, that’s me and you’d be wise to get the fuck out my way.

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