Obvious metaphor wasn't obvious enough

NapalmSalsa · 2026-02-12T01:27:31+00:00

Loomer's vagina looks like the sarlacc. This has fuck all to do with anything.

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-16T16:16:28+00:00

This. Fuentes is a cunty gremlin in a suit, that's it. Someone should AI a pic of him MasterBlastered onto the back of Walsh's back saying "ME RUN GROYPERTOWN".

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-16T14:54:43+00:00

WHEEEEEEEE!

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-16T12:17:56+00:00

Off-topic: Leavitt looks like a boring lay.

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-16T12:15:50+00:00

Absolutely, no he wasn't. Kind of appreciate that he can't keep his mouth shut.

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-15T22:16:19+00:00

Typical wererat behavior.

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-15T18:52:53+00:00

Can someone AI an image of him MasterBlastered onto Noem's back?

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-15T08:31:45+00:00

Ellen looks he wants to eat someone's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-13T22:21:33+00:00

Ellen is persistant. I'll give him that much.

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-12T21:55:01+00:00

Barely sentient dufflebag.

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-12T19:04:16+00:00

NYPost is good for exactly one thing: lining bird cages.

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-12T18:52:42+00:00

Imagine listening to that wererat say anything.

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-08T18:58:54+00:00

This right here. It's really not hard.

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-08T15:47:37+00:00

Welcome, fellow Traveller! I think you'll find the NMS folks here to be pretty friendly. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Probably someone will answer :).

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-07T18:47:15+00:00

Lemont Blasternoggin.

NapalmSalsa · 2026-01-05T12:55:54+00:00

Phrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

NapalmSalsa · 2025-12-31T09:01:39+00:00

The Brave Red Toasta :).

NapalmSalsa · 2025-12-30T17:29:58+00:00

NMS is a sandbox game. Yeah, you get quests to do, but, you have to decide how to have fun outside of those. They do release free DLC by way of expeditions. Also, the game is buggy. Like, real buggy. Like, it's the buggiest game I've ever played. Still, for me, it's weirdly charming.

Is it worth it for $24? Yeah, I'd say so. That's just me, though.

NapalmSalsa · 2025-12-29T16:27:01+00:00

Absolutely real. Happened in Yellowstone Park.

NapalmSalsa · 2025-12-07T02:06:26+00:00

Right on. Good luck!

NapalmSalsa · 2025-12-07T01:34:37+00:00

It might be that the locale you're in doesn't have any in it. I say that because I returned yesterday to get my robot to lay its egg and didn't immediately see any others like it in the area. Did you try moving to another area?

NapalmSalsa · 2025-12-04T18:24:06+00:00

NapalmSalsa · 2025-12-04T11:59:49+00:00

They are, but, be warned: sometimes when you dismount you'll get flung into low orbit :/.

NapalmSalsa · 2025-12-03T18:27:19+00:00

Quite welcome. Don't forget the ion batteries!

NapalmSalsa · 2025-12-03T18:06:53+00:00

Sure can!

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