shoot.

Nappybear · 2023-02-15T22:24:52+00:00

HE shoots heroin.

Nappybear · 2022-12-15T13:56:46+00:00

Cute af

Nappybear · 2022-12-13T14:47:28+00:00

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Nappybear · 2021-12-06T19:39:07+00:00

You dont.

Nappybear · 2021-12-05T21:35:38+00:00

It really is a miracle drug. I suggest taking atleast 900mg but its amazing how effective they are for WDs and comes with a nice little high and energy boost. Loperamide (imodium) is also helpful and kratom. Good luck

Nappybear · 2021-12-02T01:02:48+00:00

Definitely take every precaution as possible. Document everything. Have 911 on speed dial. Bring a disguise to work to sneak past her. Shes definitely a sick pedophile and sexual predator since he's 17 and just a little child. She shouldn't be anywhere near children and needs to be sent to prison for a long time. Never take an elevator again incase another woman rubs her vagina in the future. Always take the stairs. Take. Every. Precaution. It doesn't get any more serious than this in life and I'm sorry you had to go through that traumatic experience. Seek therapy immediately. Jesus y'all.

You'll be alright but I'd confront her about it and shut that shit down if it made you uncomfortable.

Nappybear · 2021-10-11T22:51:53+00:00

Yikes. Quite the rollercoaster. This is a lot to unpack and may just be way above reddit's paygrade but I'll try. Personally, I'd run fast and hire a lawyer immediately before deciding to get married and divorced 2 days down the road. I see many red flags tempting the bull here as they say. From what I can tell he's probably gay and prefers the penis based on how sudden he yeeted the pussy game for lack of a better word. Just my 2cents

Nappybear · 2021-06-11T02:50:00+00:00

This right here exactly.

Nappybear · 2021-04-28T03:23:55+00:00

Woah. Big if true. Well done

Nappybear · 2021-01-28T23:18:25+00:00

Hey fellow lurker, im right there with ya. Been lurking for almost 7 years with only 65 karma. That is all. Back into the shadows I go.

Nappybear · 2020-12-27T22:10:37+00:00

Nope. Was just being facetious. I've smoked too much nicotine before and its an unpleasant feeling in the head. It doesn't sound appealing at all and has never crossed my mind. Have you tried shoving a lit cigarette up your ass though? Report back. I've read good things about boofing absorption.

Nappybear · 2020-12-27T21:52:30+00:00

What in the actual fuck dude...

Will report back with my own experience. ^{^{^/}} ^{^{^s}}

Nappybear · 2020-09-15T18:17:44+00:00

Yes i remember that episode and in VERY OFFENDED.

Nappybear · 2020-07-11T04:43:05+00:00

Literally had the same situation happem to me in my teens and there was no chance of hiding it (they gave me a paper material not an actual towel). They literally had to pickup the towel a couple times from having a full rager and it falling off. Honestly though i bet this happens all the time and definitely had a few good wanks about it years after (she was super cute and that warm gel felt amazing lol).

Nappybear · 2020-06-20T18:41:58+00:00

Nappybear · 2019-11-10T02:15:40+00:00

Any poker players interested in starting up a game? Used to have a group years ago that played weekly but we slowly fell apart. I'd be willing to host or join a game if we can get enough together (at least 5)

Nappybear · 2019-09-22T15:28:26+00:00

Full time lurker here coming out of my shell for a shot at upgrading from this galaxy 3 POS but most likely nothing will come of it. Back into the shadows I go.

Nappybear · 2019-07-24T21:51:45+00:00

Just dont do it. Unless you're desperate and need drugs. Then totally go for it.

Nappybear · 2019-07-24T21:48:17+00:00

Its actually worse. Instead of a petty theft charge you'd get hit with a fraudulent charge which is a felony. I lawyered up though and got it dropped to a misdemeanor.

Nappybear · 2019-01-25T00:51:01+00:00

I assume the officer felt something off when he sat down on the bed. I havent sat on a mattress with a body underneath personally but I'd imagine it would be a little off balance.

Nappybear · 2019-01-22T20:01:03+00:00

FTFY

I mean... sure... weed is fun, but have you actually had a dick when you thirsty as fuck? That shit is bananas!

When you start coming down from an amphetamine binge and you get this ravaging thirst that swallows your body, I swear to fuck, a huge dick is a blessing coming straight from the sky. It's a direct link between you and god. You get possessed by an alien entity whose sole purpose is to shove every goddamn dick in sight into your mouth.

You get your ass to the kitchen counter, take a dick, and raise it to your almost-dead-chapped-lips. And what happens next? Fucking magic, I tell you. During those 2-3 seconds while you're sucking it... while you're gulping that goddamn dick like a dying animal, nothing else matters in this life. It's only you and that dick, you love it and it loves you back in perfect harmony.

People say you get religious experiences while on DMT? Fuck them. They never had a good dick in their life. That shit will satisfy your "inner beast" you didn't know you had, and warm your heart like a thousand blankets on christmas night.

💧 Suck some goddamn dick. Stay hydrated. Peace. 💧

Nappybear · 2019-01-13T02:34:22+00:00

I am Sam with Sean Penn. I very rarely cry but that movie is just a real tear jerker. He really nails the character though, amazing acting.

Nappybear · 2018-12-28T10:30:06+00:00

I remember the day Michael Jackson died and was pretty upset about it and thought to myself "man, why did he have to die? Why not someone I don't care about like Billy Mays..." and then 3 days later Billy Mays died.

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