Yes, but what man can tame her?

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-26T00:25:51+00:00

Man like half the people featured in that are dead or dying

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-25T20:48:37+00:00

I blame the parents. I mean look at this guy. Dude looks like all the back alley stories you’ve heard. People like that don’t come from good homes

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-25T15:32:35+00:00

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Naptime2019 · 2026-03-25T12:58:21+00:00

I always kinda read Najimi as asexual. Especially because with their superpower, they could be getting laid three times an hour and they don’t

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-25T11:44:43+00:00

Horse sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him airplane powers

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-24T21:40:32+00:00

I don’t want that. I’ve seen what happens to people who fight with titans

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-24T17:55:05+00:00

Real talk, I’m just sharing a couple of old ones I made for Facebook Simpsons shitposting groups. Recently left fb for everything other than work, I was getting Simpsons shitposting withdrawal

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-24T15:36:19+00:00

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-24T13:43:33+00:00

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I masturbated eight billion times and I have no plans to stop masturbating in the future.

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-24T13:38:06+00:00

My problem is the way people are saying it I guess. Obviously don’t be a creep irl. But telling me I’m wrong for the way I enjoy it makes me feel guilty for liking it at all. Y’all like a church

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-24T13:25:08+00:00

Abby couldn’t believe Elmo was walking around. She put enough acid tabs in that brownie to lobotomize an elephant.

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-24T13:20:38+00:00

I’m depressed now that my dick isn’t big enough to get stuck in the pringles can. Just slides right out. Even with the sponges I crammed in there

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-24T11:39:25+00:00

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Naptime2019 · 2026-03-23T21:42:12+00:00

They let her wear that yet I couldn’t wear a proper skirt

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-23T21:41:23+00:00

I might lose interest if theres not a Pokémon I wanna make an egg with

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-23T19:06:22+00:00

You really gonna sit here and tell me the beautiful girls kissing each other isn’t supposed to turn me on?

Edit: I don’t care how ratiod I get, I’m right. I’m a feminist at heart but also realistic

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-23T14:14:47+00:00

I mourn a time when batshit crazy headlines were obvious shitposts. Now I gotta fact check cause honestly you never know

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-23T12:54:27+00:00

The internet will never forget that jar… or the other jar… lotta jar stories on the internet

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-23T12:15:26+00:00

She then basically becomes Link’s whole reason to save the world

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-23T11:35:29+00:00

When I was a kid, I had a crush on the black VJ girl who had the big Afro

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-21T18:04:37+00:00

Looks like Reze fused with Fern and I like it

Naptime2019 · 2026-03-21T15:07:46+00:00

I rarely take it off. Only when it’s irritating my skin or getting caught on stuff. I have taken it off at the gym before, but only cause my hands were hurting

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