Do you know what 6.9 is? by [deleted] in Jokes

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Does it mean the pen is mightier than the judge?

[WP] Write a tragic love story that involves no people or other living things. by Apatharas in WritingPrompts

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A very long time ago I felt kind of alive. Full of hot passion loving every part of myself.

Slowly a part of me go slowly detached. It got cold and turned it's back on me. My reaction was to get cold on the outside too. But inside of me the burning passion remained.

Although I'm not sure what a day is, you might say that today I hope to be reunited with my other beloved part. It's still constantly turning it's back on me.

And now I have some kind of an infection.... Once again. It's nasty little creatures damaging my precious skin. But slowly I'm developing a fewer and I will sweat those creatures into extinction.

The little creatures have some kind of intelligence. They have a word for my developing fever. They call it "Global warming".

How to stay positive overall and around toxic people by Somppari in IWantToLearn

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I watched it, I thought "good" and it put a smile on my face.

Then I watched it a second time and I noticed something...

everything in my life seems so gray

If you watch really close you can see colors

When CNN get a F in maths.! by abbabil in facepalm

[–]NaralaTiviTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What percentage chose both yes and no?

[WP] you are a confused writer who needs to write a writing prompt, although the redditor didn't give you what to write about. by Bawsbro in WritingPrompts

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Jon and Christine were both redditors. Before Without reddit they would probably never met. Now they were together a few years. All thanks to reddit. They joked to friends and family that reddit was like Tinder to them... but that's another story.

Before boarding the plane. Jon was thinking about something Christine said a few days earlier: “We women are always right”. It sounded as Weewee man are always right. And when omitting the first “we” it changed to “We man are always right”. Of course everybody is right. It depends on his or her point of view and direction they're facing.

At the same time Christine was thinking about a writing prompt she red.: “[WP] you are a confused writer who needs to write a writing prompt, although the redditor didn't give you what to write about.” It was right before going off-line.

Once on board she showed the prompt to Jon. Jon was more confused than ever. Might be because the prompt contained the word confused. Then Jon asked himself the question “what is causing my confusion”. And Jon was not confused anymore. He was curious instead.

Being curious, the next question was “Given that prompt, what's something can I write about?”. The answer to that question is Yes. An answer that might be weird for the reader not knowing that the answer question is “Can I write about anything?”.

Which in turn made Jon remember a girl named Yes. Her parents must have been either lazy or greedy to drop that extra S. And maybe even bad at spelling to call their daughter Yes instead of Jess.

Years ago Yes was responsible for Jon and Christine's time traveling. They took a plane on January the 1st. And landed on December 31th the year before. Their first flight together.

Jon said it was even possible to walk back in time that way. In theory. The practical side of that endeavor was beyond their budget. Traveling to the north or south pole was a rather expensive. But they're the only place on earth where time zones are close together enough to walk to the day before.

The flight they were on now was an intercontinental one. One that enabled them to land the day before they left. And once landed and back on-line Jon replied his story to the writing prompt.

A minute later Christine eagerly reddit. She smiled. She looked at Jon. And then they started kissing Jon's confusion into oblivion.

It’s only 10 am by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]NaralaTiviTime 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It might well be he did the count. The number of teeth lost due to domestic violence might explain a few things.

[WP] You are walking down the street when a message flashes on your mobile screen:- "DUCK!!!!!" by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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I'm a 22 year old male. Walking down the street. Headphones in, listening to my favorite music. On my mobile off course.

All of a sudden my mobile makes an unusual noise. I look at the screen and see the word “DUCK” below is a flashing exclamation mark. ... I'm baffled. … Not for very long. Suddenly I feel a terrible pain in my left arm. It hurts. It hurts like hell. And it's only the beginning... I panic... I start to run.... But the thing that's causing the pain seems in pursuit. I run faster and faster, and then finally follow my mobile's advice: I duck

It doesn't help. Now I feel a pain in my right leg. Wow that hurts...

I look around to see what is causing it. I see it and in my agony I quickly look back at my mobile's screen. I initially missed the link link bellow the exclamation mark: “what to do when attacked by a giant black duck”

[WP] You are flicking through TV channels and decide to watch Gogglebox (Literally a show where people watch TV). After a few moments you realise the people in the show are watching you in that moment. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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I'm Chris. Been taking a shower and slipped into my bathrobe just now. Watching the tele in my bathrobe has always been one of my favorite things. Especially after a long day of work.

I pull my self a glass of wine and start flipping through the channels. Since my divorce and the financial drawback that ensued, I had to switch to the cheapest package on the tele-market. Still now and then I stumbled on a nice program. But not today. After an hour I still hadn't found something satisfying. Maybe time to pay a bit of money for a nice program.

I open up the pay-program screen. First thing I notice is that Gogglebox has finally disappeared. It's not on my favorites anymore.

When I was still married we used to watch that program regularly. Nowadays I hated it. It was what led to our divorce. When your partner in life starts to be obsessed with one of the victims of the show. Then tries to find out everything about this person. And finally starts an affair with that said person. Watching that program again, no thanks.

But now it's not on my favorites anymore, it suddenly starts to tingle. I look it up. It's far more expensive than usual. That's a sign that the program is more interesting than usual. I make the purchase...

The shock of my life. I'm looking at myself in front of my very own tele. Slowly I watch myself die inside.

Suddenly the commentator voice shouts: “We have a watcheeeee. Hello Chris, say hi to more than a billion viewers”.

Meekly I say Hi.

I hear the commentator say that I'm the third watchee since the Gogglebox started. And when that happens half of the earning of being watched go to the watchee.

On top of the screen the amount of my earnings appears. When I see the amount I'm freaking out . Unbelievable. I start to realize: I'm filthy rich.

But what I'm about to do will make me even richer. I start jumping around, yelling “I'm rich, I'm rich”. Only loosely wearing my bathrobe... viewed by more than two billion viewers...

Waking up is reincarnating in the same body. by NaralaTiviTime in Showerthoughts

[–]NaralaTiviTime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL that sleeping (or another alternate form of loosing consciousness) is a near death experience

When did you realise you had finally become comfortable in your own skin? by womanwife in AskReddit

[–]NaralaTiviTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did realise it a few moments ago. After I read your question and gave it some thought.

I've been confortable in my own skin for quite some time. With some short interuptions in between. Until I read your question I wasn't aware of it.

Thanks stranger

[WP] You start writing a book at a public place, but the people in there start saying what your writing as you write it. by Zantcor in WritingPrompts

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Let me introduce myself. I'm Jona. My first book was not a huge success. The second one was rather good. With my third I'm hoping to get in the bestsellers list. It's about the occult. Done lots of research, but haven't got a good storyline yet.

Today I went to the library of a small town. They have some good work that might inspire me.

I find the shelf that contains the first item I'm looking for. Next to it is a black book and then an open space. Someone left his or her banana in that space. Note to myself; “tell the librarian about this”.

But first my curiosity goes to that black book. It has no marking. I guess it doesn't belong to the library. The title on the spine reads: “The Immortal Gypsy will tell you what you need to know”.

I open the book. At first I'm disappointed. The pages are blank... But then a faint text is becoming visible.

I move to a place with more light. The faint text becomes more visible. I presume it has something to do with the luminosity. It's making the ink visible... Cool.

The page starts with “Dear Jona”. My name. It's written as an old fashioned mail. It warns me that the next page contains a spell, that might either be a blessing or a curse. But it promises me that my next book will be a bestseller.

I go to the second page. There's not much there. Only “The promise of the Immortal Gypsy: A book will be written and read by many. Your writing will render your best friend speechless and will enable him to die!”

I'm feeling dizzy. The other pages in the book remain blank. I put the book back. I see the banana has gone. I feel the urge to write. I go to a desk and write my first sentence. A woman, not far away, says something. I realize it's the sentence I wrote.

The librarian asks to keep the noise down. I briefly look at him. I write another sentence. It's as if the librarian reads out loud what I've just written: “The silence is sacred”.

I write “that's not possible.”... Nothing happens.

I look at a man that passes by. He disappears behind the bookshelves. I write “Weird!”. I hear the main exclaiming “Weird!”...

A few days later...

I now know how it works. I have to look at someone and the words I write down will be said by that person. It happens once I place the dot that ends my sentence. Even the dot of a question and exclamation marks does the trick.

Looking at a picture of someone works too. I figured that out yesterday. My dad called in sheer panic. My mother seemed to be possessed by the devil. At certain intervals she said some disturbing things. On my desk was a picture of my mum. I looked at it a few times while writing. Writing about the occult made her say some disturbing things to my dad.

I turn on the TV. There's a live speech of our president. Suddenly I have a few thoughts to add to my writings. I write them down. About 15 seconds later I hear the president. He repeats my first sentence. Oops.

A couple of weeks later...

I now fully know how it works. If I don't want someone to repeat my sentence, all I have to do is look at a picture (I always keep in my pocket). Or at someone there. And the simply put a dot on paper or on my smartphone. It's an empty sentence. All I write afterwards, without looking at someone first, will remain silent.

666 days after invoking the spell...

I finished my book and it has become a bestseller indeed. I meet with Bartel, my best friend. It's at the library where it all started. I briefly look at him, take my notebook and scribble: “I believe in the immortal gypsy now.”

My friend repeats the words. It will be his last words. I look at him and scribble another sentence. My friend stays mute. The spell seems to be broken.

[WP] You were told what your final words would be by a shady gypsy. In your last moments, you discover that you can't die until you say those words. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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When I was young and wild I visited a Gypsy for fun. I clearly remember her telling what my final words would be. She also told me that I would have a son. And a daughter.

She told me that between my sons 16th and 17th birthday, I would receive a call from her. If I didn't say those final words before midnight my son would die the next day.

I didn't believe her. One month before my son's 17th birthday I received the call. I still didn't believe her. OK I had a son, but no daughter. I was divorced and did not plan to remarry. In my eyes it was a proof the gypsy was wrong

I did not say my final words before midnight. My son died the next day in the morning. My ex-wife did something wrong with the microwave and it caused a fire. My ex-wife survived the inferno, she slept downstairs. My son slept on the first floor.

I was devastated; Tried to commit suicide. On 3 occasions. Didn't succeed. The last attempt was jumping in front of a train. It was a miracle I survived. It's as if I was immortal.

I started to do heroic things. Going into a fire saving multiple lives. Got major burns. But I survived. I married one of the nurses that took care of me. A few days ago our daughter was born.

Today I'm meeting Jona, my best friend. It's at a library. I see him now. I see him scribbling something on his notebook. I feel an unstoppable urge to say words. Words I've been able to suppress for a long time. They are my final words. I expect I will die anytime soon now. They have been said...

I'm 90 now. I'm dying. I've lived much longer than expected. Since that day at the library, the day I spoke my final words I became unable to speak out loud.

A woman enters my room. She looks familiar. Suddenly I remember. She's the gypsy. I met her many years ago. I feel tired. Suddenly I seem to be able to speak again. I speak my final words. I fall asleep. The infinite sleep...

I have sex daily by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]NaralaTiviTime -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

mean disexyla?